Monty ,'Trash'
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From Boxed Set (edit for teh funny...)
ita ! - I did recently see some people saying that they thought brie tasted like semen...
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Matt the Bruins fan - I think the people in question need to rethink either the grocery stores they shop at or the men they've been dating.
In Bitches:
Jilli:
I would like to cry, take a nap, and have someone bring me tasty food, cupcakes, and booze.
Connie Neil:
Some days the most appropriate reaction is to lay down in the middle of the floor, kick your feet, and scream.
But then the cat comes in and looks at you funny.
Ginger in Natter:
I'd be more inclined to believe in spontaneous human combustion if it occurred in meetings.
Cashmer, in Natter:
Yes, lady bits are horrible with the upkeep. Fun to drive, not fun to own. They're like Jaguars.
Matt tBF in Movies, musing on retroactive distaste for Tom Cruise:
I can still enjoy watching Cruise in Inteview with the Vampire but perhaps it's that the role of a vain, predatory monster that's desperate to maintain relevance to changing times by latching on to his younger victims and building a pseudo-family with them doesn't conflict that much with my off-camera impression of him.
ChiKat, in Bitches:
My personal fav is "I have 6,000 sex toys and would like to use them on you."
Ummmm.......no.
Please note that this is not because I'm against sex toys. In fact, I am very much in favor of them. However:
1) This was an initial email. Not exactly nice to meet you conversation.
2) 6,000??? Really?? That's a serious monetary investment. And, let's do the math. Assume you were to use 3 per day. That's still several YEARS worth of toys.
3) And this is my biggest issue, how many used them before me? Not enough ngah in the world.
Steph:
I work in the pixel mines every day! Those pixels are heavy! SO HEAVY.
I threw out my back kerning one day. It's brutal.
Perkins in Natter:
Holy shit did today suck.
You guys should be glad my home Internet is outt, so I can only do an iPhone's worth of whining.
Cass in Natter:
Sleep is the nectar of the gods. The bastards just hate sharing.
This cracked me up. Haven’t we all had a day like this especially around the holidays?
msbelle in Goodbye 2011:
It's all good.
- this message brought to [you] by extra carbs and lorazapan.