Zoe: Captain will come up with a plan. Kaylee: That's good. Right? Zoe: Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans.

'Safe'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Frankenbuddha - May 22, 2009 3:55:57 am PDT #73 of 1329
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Gud, in Natter:

I have do idea who Lady Gaga is but I say that she and Tino can both go to hell dammit!


Toddson - May 22, 2009 7:01:46 am PDT #74 of 1329
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Jessica on the joys of "fine" dining:

It was like being served by Rachel Ray on speed.


Toddson - May 26, 2009 5:39:28 am PDT #75 of 1329
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

erikaj, in Bitches:

It's like Proust, but disgusting.


Kathy A - May 27, 2009 2:37:26 pm PDT #76 of 1329
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Tom Scola and tommyrot discuss Disney movies:

Tom Scola: because Fantasia was kind of a box-office bomb.

tommyrot: That's their fault for releasing it before LSD was invented.


Steph L. - May 27, 2009 3:21:02 pm PDT #77 of 1329
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In Literary, truer words have never been spoken:

Beth: Twitter is not a book.


WindSparrow - May 30, 2009 6:26:25 am PDT #78 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

For posterity. In Bureaucracy, NoiseDesign puts forth a bold proposal:

This is where proposals go, so I'd like to make one that's been a long time coming, and to be honest, a bit overdue.

Since we met here and it's been a focal point for both of us and the source of so many of our friendships I'd like to make a proposal.

Kristin, will you marry me?

(If I don't get enough seconds on this there will be hell to pay)

There are, indeed a large number of seconds, but to cut to the chase, Kristin replies in Lightbulbs:

Holy shit!

Um.

I mean. Yes yes yes!

I'll leave it to someone else to capture the highlights of the w&p.


Jessica - May 30, 2009 10:59:50 am PDT #79 of 1329
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

And the Official Stompy wrap-up:

VOTE TOTALS: YES: 1. NO: 0. The proposal passes.


aurelia - Jun 07, 2009 9:12:46 am PDT #80 of 1329
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

billytea on shoe shopping in Bitches...

TOOORN between two loafers
Feelin' like a fool
Loving both of them
They're comfier than mules


smonster - Jun 10, 2009 7:36:45 am PDT #81 of 1329
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

sean in Bitches:

Oh. My. God. Vortex's cherry muffins are too vanilla. Everything I know is wrong! Up is down, black is white, cats are dogs....


Steph L. - Jun 11, 2009 11:19:46 am PDT #82 of 1329
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Nerding it up in Natter --

Allyson: Gud tried to kill me with a giant font.

Zenkitty: Writers automatically have +10 Defense Against Font Attacks.

Gudanov: You're just lucky I didn't use serif.

Hec: That shit'll poke your eye out.