sean in Bitches:
Oh. My. God. Vortex's cherry muffins are too vanilla. Everything I know is wrong! Up is down, black is white, cats are dogs....
Two by two, hands of blue. Two by two, hands of blue.
River ,'Ariel'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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smonster - Jun 10, 2009 7:36:45 am PDT #81 of 1325
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Steph L. - Jun 11, 2009 11:19:46 am PDT #82 of 1325
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Nerding it up in Natter --
Allyson: Gud tried to kill me with a giant font.
Zenkitty: Writers automatically have +10 Defense Against Font Attacks.
Gudanov: You're just lucky I didn't use serif.
Hec: That shit'll poke your eye out.
Vortex - Jun 12, 2009 8:04:15 pm PDT #83 of 1325
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Tom Scola on an article about a boy being struck by a meteor
What a dumb article. It didn't even say what kind of super powers the kid got.
Toddson - Jun 15, 2009 5:56:46 am PDT #84 of 1325
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
The Adorable One sums up the F2F experience:
The motto for F2F could be "We don't need no steenkin' plans... ooh, candy!"
WindSparrow - Jun 15, 2009 6:59:57 pm PDT #85 of 1325
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Spike's Bitches:
beth b:
Dictionary.com Word of the Day
effulgence: the state of being bright and radiant.
Barb:
Oh, William... where are you, with your beauty effulgent?
tommyrot:
In the hospital. (His heart has a bulge in it.)
Pix - Jun 16, 2009 2:43:59 pm PDT #86 of 1325
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
After a conversation of what we and our children call grandparents in Natter:
Aims:
Emeline calls my mom Grammie.
Lately, I have been calling my mother bitchface.
Laga - Jun 16, 2009 8:52:30 pm PDT #87 of 1325
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
In f2f (I choked on my cranberry juice)...
Vortex: Okay, as an established buffista booze hound, I am fine with reducing the bar tab. I'm at the F2F to be with my peeps, I can get drunk at home ;)
Trudy Booth: Remember how the liquor turned out to be really cheap in Wisconsin so we had to burn off the tab with premium shots and then finish up at the bar?
Yeah, that was cool.
Vortex: yeah, that was kind of awesome.
smonster - Jun 17, 2009 4:27:26 am PDT #88 of 1325
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
In Bitches, billytea goes on a tangent:
Vortex: Hivemind: best way to clean a corset with steel boning? one side is irridescent satin, one side is cordouroy. it's reversible...
billytea: Apropos of nothing, Steele Boning would be an excellent porn name. (And, by coincidence, he too could potentially be reversible.)
Cass: In this economy, I'd think you'd want to go as many ways as possible.
billytea: You're not suggesting he go the other way, are you?
Cass: And risk getting pregnant?!
billytea: Steele Boning does not wait nine months for a baby. Steele Boning expels the baby with EXPLOSIVE FORCE!!
Polter-Cow - Jun 17, 2009 11:07:25 am PDT #89 of 1325
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
On the distinction between lie and lay in Bitches:
Sparky1: My mother's voice in my head screams: "Hens lay!"
smonster: My sistah! Wait... my... sister?
DCJensen - Jun 18, 2009 7:34:48 pm PDT #90 of 1325
All is well that ends in pizza.
From the F2F thread:
Jilli VoiceOfReason:
I HAVE FAY IN MY HOUSE. YOU MAY ALL START BEING VERY JEALOUS NOW.