Oh, wow. This place looks great. Oh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop.

Willow ,'Help'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Steph L. - May 27, 2009 3:21:02 pm PDT #77 of 1325
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

In Literary, truer words have never been spoken:

Beth: Twitter is not a book.


WindSparrow - May 30, 2009 6:26:25 am PDT #78 of 1325
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

For posterity. In Bureaucracy, NoiseDesign puts forth a bold proposal:

This is where proposals go, so I'd like to make one that's been a long time coming, and to be honest, a bit overdue.

Since we met here and it's been a focal point for both of us and the source of so many of our friendships I'd like to make a proposal.

Kristin, will you marry me?

(If I don't get enough seconds on this there will be hell to pay)

There are, indeed a large number of seconds, but to cut to the chase, Kristin replies in Lightbulbs:

Holy shit!

Um.

I mean. Yes yes yes!

I'll leave it to someone else to capture the highlights of the w&p.


Jessica - May 30, 2009 10:59:50 am PDT #79 of 1325
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

And the Official Stompy wrap-up:

VOTE TOTALS: YES: 1. NO: 0. The proposal passes.


aurelia - Jun 07, 2009 9:12:46 am PDT #80 of 1325
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

billytea on shoe shopping in Bitches...

TOOORN between two loafers
Feelin' like a fool
Loving both of them
They're comfier than mules


smonster - Jun 10, 2009 7:36:45 am PDT #81 of 1325
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

sean in Bitches:

Oh. My. God. Vortex's cherry muffins are too vanilla. Everything I know is wrong! Up is down, black is white, cats are dogs....


Steph L. - Jun 11, 2009 11:19:46 am PDT #82 of 1325
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Nerding it up in Natter --

Allyson: Gud tried to kill me with a giant font.

Zenkitty: Writers automatically have +10 Defense Against Font Attacks.

Gudanov: You're just lucky I didn't use serif.

Hec: That shit'll poke your eye out.


Vortex - Jun 12, 2009 8:04:15 pm PDT #83 of 1325
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Tom Scola on an article about a boy being struck by a meteor

What a dumb article. It didn't even say what kind of super powers the kid got.


Toddson - Jun 15, 2009 5:56:46 am PDT #84 of 1325
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

The Adorable One sums up the F2F experience:

The motto for F2F could be "We don't need no steenkin' plans... ooh, candy!"


WindSparrow - Jun 15, 2009 6:59:57 pm PDT #85 of 1325
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Spike's Bitches:

beth b:

Dictionary.com Word of the Day

effulgence: the state of being bright and radiant.

Barb:

Oh, William... where are you, with your beauty effulgent?

tommyrot:

In the hospital. (His heart has a bulge in it.)


Pix - Jun 16, 2009 2:43:59 pm PDT #86 of 1325
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

After a conversation of what we and our children call grandparents in Natter:

Aims:

Emeline calls my mom Grammie.
Lately, I have been calling my mother bitchface.