Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Ginger - May 19, 2009 7:37:18 am PDT #72 of 1328
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

In Bitches, further considerations on love

omnis audis: I'm thinking an ad in Craigslist to start the Elenor Rigby Society or something. If we get all the lonely people together, might have a better chance of them not being so lonely.

tommyrot: Yeah. Or else maybe we'd end up with all the lonely people in one big room, with everyone saying, "God, the rest of you all suck."

Trudy Booth: At least we'd finally find out where the hell they all come from.


Frankenbuddha - May 22, 2009 3:55:57 am PDT #73 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Gud, in Natter:

I have do idea who Lady Gaga is but I say that she and Tino can both go to hell dammit!


Toddson - May 22, 2009 7:01:46 am PDT #74 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Jessica on the joys of "fine" dining:

It was like being served by Rachel Ray on speed.


Toddson - May 26, 2009 5:39:28 am PDT #75 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

erikaj, in Bitches:

It's like Proust, but disgusting.


Kathy A - May 27, 2009 2:37:26 pm PDT #76 of 1328
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Tom Scola and tommyrot discuss Disney movies:

Tom Scola: because Fantasia was kind of a box-office bomb.

tommyrot: That's their fault for releasing it before LSD was invented.


Steph L. - May 27, 2009 3:21:02 pm PDT #77 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

In Literary, truer words have never been spoken:

Beth: Twitter is not a book.


WindSparrow - May 30, 2009 6:26:25 am PDT #78 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

For posterity. In Bureaucracy, NoiseDesign puts forth a bold proposal:

This is where proposals go, so I'd like to make one that's been a long time coming, and to be honest, a bit overdue.

Since we met here and it's been a focal point for both of us and the source of so many of our friendships I'd like to make a proposal.

Kristin, will you marry me?

(If I don't get enough seconds on this there will be hell to pay)

There are, indeed a large number of seconds, but to cut to the chase, Kristin replies in Lightbulbs:

Holy shit!

Um.

I mean. Yes yes yes!

I'll leave it to someone else to capture the highlights of the w&p.


Jessica - May 30, 2009 10:59:50 am PDT #79 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

And the Official Stompy wrap-up:

VOTE TOTALS: YES: 1. NO: 0. The proposal passes.


aurelia - Jun 07, 2009 9:12:46 am PDT #80 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

billytea on shoe shopping in Bitches...

TOOORN between two loafers
Feelin' like a fool
Loving both of them
They're comfier than mules


smonster - Jun 10, 2009 7:36:45 am PDT #81 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

sean in Bitches:

Oh. My. God. Vortex's cherry muffins are too vanilla. Everything I know is wrong! Up is down, black is white, cats are dogs....