Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Liese, in Business Talk:
I am at the portion of my fundraising summer where I want to grab the children by their lapels (okay, I know children's clothing doesn't actually have lapels, just work with me here) and shout, "Just give me the damn money, tiny motherfuckers!" But I suspect that the church camp may be looking for a slightly different approach.
Ginger writes what just might be the perfect Buffista dating profile, in Bitches:
I believe in proper capitalization; the agreement of subjects and verbs; and a generous sprinkling of complete sentences. Also, I believe in making the red squiggly line go away.
I prefer long walks in a museum to long walks on the beach.
Try to hold my hand when we first meet and you risk losing yours.
I have already found myself. Now I'd like to lose myself again. I am not interested in spiritual quests of any kind.
Being called a lady makes me break out in hives.
To me, LOL means "please go away."
Frankenbuddha responding to Hec in Natter:
David S: I drank my fiber supplement and topped it with a bowl of raisin bran and strawberries. I'm fiber full.
Frankenbuddha: Probably not for long, though.
erikaj in Cable Drama:
I know just enough about most things to be clinically unsatisfied.
In Bitches:
askye: according to the Idiot's Guide saying that you Need something makes you, well, needy and the Universe doesn't like that. The Universe likes it better when you WANT something because then you can take it or leave it and the Universe rewards that kind of thinking.
amych: Wow. I think I met the Universe in a bar this one time back when I was single.
DavidS: I knew it. The Universe is a douchebag.
ita in Natter:
You white people are like glitter. You get absolutely everywhere.
Kat in Natter:
The precursor:
Brave. Very, very brave.
The gods' honest truth:
Or very very stupid. If you squint your eyes, they often look like the same thing.
Can't believe no one's posted this. In Natter:
Cashmere: What's a mouse?
Polter-Cow: It's like a touchpad you can throw at the wall.
In the Gaming thread, the latest BSG game has reached the trash-talking stage:
chrismg: You have now expended both your Super Crises, and done less damage to our resources than Apollo did with his Emergencies.
-t: I have to say "We can punch ourselves in the face harder than you just hit us" is a pretty funny taunt.
The inimitable ita!
Do you have any idea how many people I just killed with my bare hands (that wasn't the bad part of the dream)