Inara: You don't have to die alone. Mal: Everybody dies alone.

'Out Of Gas'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Scrappy - Jul 21, 2011 8:24:11 am PDT #713 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Frankenbuddha responding to Hec in Natter:

David S: I drank my fiber supplement and topped it with a bowl of raisin bran and strawberries. I'm fiber full.

Frankenbuddha: Probably not for long, though.


Calli - Jul 26, 2011 9:30:41 am PDT #714 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

erikaj in Cable Drama:

I know just enough about most things to be clinically unsatisfied.


Calli - Aug 01, 2011 4:07:17 pm PDT #715 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

In Bitches:

askye: according to the Idiot's Guide saying that you Need something makes you, well, needy and the Universe doesn't like that. The Universe likes it better when you WANT something because then you can take it or leave it and the Universe rewards that kind of thinking.

amych: Wow. I think I met the Universe in a bar this one time back when I was single.

DavidS: I knew it. The Universe is a douchebag.


Kate P. - Aug 03, 2011 9:38:59 am PDT #716 of 1328
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

ita in Natter:

You white people are like glitter. You get absolutely everywhere.


beekaytee - Aug 05, 2011 4:22:18 am PDT #717 of 1328
Compassionately intolerant

Kat in Natter:

The precursor:

Brave. Very, very brave.

The gods' honest truth:

Or very very stupid. If you squint your eyes, they often look like the same thing.


Toddson - Aug 10, 2011 7:35:28 am PDT #718 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Can't believe no one's posted this. In Natter:

Cashmere: What's a mouse?

Polter-Cow: It's like a touchpad you can throw at the wall.


billytea - Aug 15, 2011 4:04:08 pm PDT #719 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In the Gaming thread, the latest BSG game has reached the trash-talking stage:

chrismg:  You have now expended both your Super Crises, and done less damage to our resources than Apollo did with his Emergencies.

-t:  I have to say "We can punch ourselves in the face harder than you just hit us" is a pretty funny taunt.


Toddson - Aug 18, 2011 4:04:56 am PDT #720 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

The inimitable ita!

Do you have any idea how many people I just killed with my bare hands (that wasn't the bad part of the dream)


WindSparrow - Aug 18, 2011 4:21:00 am PDT #721 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Toddson. Bitches.

Someone once asked me what you could use tofu for. My response? "I hear it makes pretty good insulation." (YTofuMV)


smonster - Aug 18, 2011 1:29:26 pm PDT #722 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Toddson. Natter.

Give me the internet and a board to post on and I can move the world.