I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


beekaytee - Aug 05, 2011 4:22:18 am PDT #717 of 1328
Compassionately intolerant

Kat in Natter:

The precursor:

Brave. Very, very brave.

The gods' honest truth:

Or very very stupid. If you squint your eyes, they often look like the same thing.


Toddson - Aug 10, 2011 7:35:28 am PDT #718 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Can't believe no one's posted this. In Natter:

Cashmere: What's a mouse?

Polter-Cow: It's like a touchpad you can throw at the wall.


billytea - Aug 15, 2011 4:04:08 pm PDT #719 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In the Gaming thread, the latest BSG game has reached the trash-talking stage:

chrismg:  You have now expended both your Super Crises, and done less damage to our resources than Apollo did with his Emergencies.

-t:  I have to say "We can punch ourselves in the face harder than you just hit us" is a pretty funny taunt.


Toddson - Aug 18, 2011 4:04:56 am PDT #720 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

The inimitable ita!

Do you have any idea how many people I just killed with my bare hands (that wasn't the bad part of the dream)


WindSparrow - Aug 18, 2011 4:21:00 am PDT #721 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Toddson. Bitches.

Someone once asked me what you could use tofu for. My response? "I hear it makes pretty good insulation." (YTofuMV)


smonster - Aug 18, 2011 1:29:26 pm PDT #722 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Toddson. Natter.

Give me the internet and a board to post on and I can move the world.


Toddson - Aug 24, 2011 4:08:29 am PDT #723 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

While comparing notes on the Great East Coast Earthquake of '11, sarameg commented,

Marylanders apparently just stare blankly at the nearest person

and wow! commed twice in a row! thanks!


SailAweigh - Aug 25, 2011 6:27:09 am PDT #724 of 1328
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I decided this really did need context:

Erin in Bitches:

Yep, the Tooth Fairy. Wearing scrubs and a pair of wings, and teaching dental hygiene to elementary-school kids.

Pros -- Dude, I'm a melodramatic fool when it comes to teaching. And I could get paid to wear glitter and wings to work!

Cons -- Some days, I could easily see myself as that cynical type of cigarette-smoking, flask-sipping anti-fairy: "Bitches, brush your motherfucking teeth. It ain't hard. Up down, all around. Now bring momma a bucket of fries and a martini."

Dear god, why am I up so early?

Laga:

You have to get the teeth while the kids are still asleep.


Toddson - Aug 25, 2011 8:00:47 am PDT #725 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

And Erin follows that up with:

Barb, if I have to take a job as the Tooth Fairy to make ends meet while writing, you are taking up a collection to fly me to the next RWA meeting to accompany you as the Motherfuckin' Muse Fairy.

I'll be on a panel, and I'll thwap people with a Nook: "Here, your fucking writer's block is gone. Now you have a concussion. Getcha ass in the chair anyway, and write some shit. That scene needed a little hot blood anyway. Now, get the Muse some potato skins and a gimlet before I condemn you to a life of Mary Sues."


JenP - Aug 25, 2011 12:48:30 pm PDT #726 of 1328

I'm catching up in Natter today:

Sophia Brooks: I have had multiple people ask me why I worked, since I claim to lean toward socialism. I think they think if you believe in socialism, it means that you want "something for nothing" and are lazy and just want to lay around and have everything given to you.

Jessica: To be fair, I do want this. But as a lifestyle, not a political system.