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That's disturbing. You're emotionally scarred and will end up badly.

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'

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Beverly - May 17, 2009 7:54:17 pm PDT #70 of 1328

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

In Bitches--

Vortex: Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes. Had a great dinner with friends last night, and went out to dinner with the family. Dinner included my mother having a few too many and telling us that she and my dad had sex every day. AAAAAHHHHHH! Scarred for life!!! (I mean, knowing my dad, I'm not surprised, but I didn't need to KNOW)

ChiKat: Happy birthday, darlin'!! For your birthday wish, I grant you a short memory wipe. That unfortunate tidbit is now gone from your mind forever! Poof!

DavidS: ::high fives Vortex's Dad on the astral plane::

omnis_audis - May 18, 2009 10:00:02 am PDT #71 of 1328

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

In Bitches, wrt lamenting about love (or lack there of)

Raq: Yeah, you're really missing out on the other person's random mood swings, bizarre demands, strange sleeping habits, strange eating habits, fights about money...and that's just in a healthy relationship.

Of course, you're also missing out on the potential for daily sex, but that might just be Vortex's parents.

NoiseDesign: I don't want to have daily sex with Vortex's parents. IJS.

Trudy Booth: I get a lot of that from the roommates and don't get to have sex with either one of them.

Ginger - May 19, 2009 7:37:18 am PDT #72 of 1328

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

In Bitches, further considerations on love

omnis audis: I'm thinking an ad in Craigslist to start the Elenor Rigby Society or something. If we get all the lonely people together, might have a better chance of them not being so lonely.

tommyrot: Yeah. Or else maybe we'd end up with all the lonely people in one big room, with everyone saying, "God, the rest of you all suck."

Trudy Booth: At least we'd finally find out where the hell they all come from.

Frankenbuddha - May 22, 2009 3:55:57 am PDT #73 of 1328

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Gud, in Natter:

I have do idea who Lady Gaga is but I say that she and Tino can both go to hell dammit!

Toddson - May 22, 2009 7:01:46 am PDT #74 of 1328

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Jessica on the joys of "fine" dining:

It was like being served by Rachel Ray on speed.

Toddson - May 26, 2009 5:39:28 am PDT #75 of 1328

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

erikaj, in Bitches:

It's like Proust, but disgusting.

Kathy A - May 27, 2009 2:37:26 pm PDT #76 of 1328

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Tom Scola and tommyrot discuss Disney movies:

Tom Scola: because Fantasia was kind of a box-office bomb.

tommyrot: That's their fault for releasing it before LSD was invented.

Steph L. - May 27, 2009 3:21:02 pm PDT #77 of 1328

the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

In Literary, truer words have never been spoken:

Beth: Twitter is not a book.

WindSparrow - May 30, 2009 6:26:25 am PDT #78 of 1328

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

For posterity. In Bureaucracy, NoiseDesign puts forth a bold proposal:

This is where proposals go, so I'd like to make one that's been a long time coming, and to be honest, a bit overdue.

Since we met here and it's been a focal point for both of us and the source of so many of our friendships I'd like to make a proposal.

Kristin, will you marry me?

(If I don't get enough seconds on this there will be hell to pay)

There are, indeed a large number of seconds, but to cut to the chase, Kristin replies in Lightbulbs:

Holy shit!

Um.

I mean. Yes yes yes!

I'll leave it to someone else to capture the highlights of the w&p.

Jessica - May 30, 2009 10:59:50 am PDT #79 of 1328

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

And the Official Stompy wrap-up:

VOTE TOTALS: YES: 1. NO: 0. The proposal passes.

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