Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.

'Touched'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

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bon bon - Dec 16, 2010 10:37:42 am PST #584 of 1328
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

ita, natter:

We must counter pernicious mansplaining with a grandiose vagenda.


DavidS - Dec 16, 2010 12:19:19 pm PST #585 of 1328
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Natter

billytea: Apparently for some reason, "Stop fiddling with it!" is a harder message to get across to male investors.

Jessica: As the mother of a 3 year-old boy, I could make a few guesses...


SailAweigh - Dec 16, 2010 2:47:50 pm PST #586 of 1328
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Cass in Bitches:

A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. A vague caveat makes me worry about liability.


Sue - Dec 16, 2010 3:41:37 pm PST #587 of 1328
hip deep in pie

We must counter pernicious mansplaining with a grandiose vagenda.

This needs to be on mugs and T-shirts. Perhaps in a series with "Just eat a muffin whitey!"


brenda m - Dec 16, 2010 3:57:24 pm PST #588 of 1328
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I would buy both of those.


Theresa - Dec 21, 2010 5:10:54 pm PST #589 of 1328
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

Amy in Supernatural setting faux fans straight:

But I judge anyone who doesn't want to watch straight through from the beginning. Earn your fan status, people.


Spidra Webster - Dec 28, 2010 11:28:54 am PST #590 of 1328
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

In Natter, a convo on Top Gear:

Kathy A: Second fave was probably the "drive from Switzerland to Blackpool on one tank of gas" challenge. Did James ever make it at all?

Cass: They all made it. I have no idea how.

Someone must have been replaced their gas tanks with menorahs.


Zenkitty - Dec 29, 2010 8:21:04 am PST #591 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

In Natter, Matt the Bruins fan responds to report of an ant invasion:

Matt: If bugs want to live in my space, they need to learn to make themselves cuter. You don't see me reaching for the pesticides or swatters if kittens find their way inside.


WindSparrow - Dec 31, 2010 6:11:20 pm PST #592 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Ginger, in Bitches:

A ball in the box is worth two in the bush?


DavidS - Jan 04, 2011 6:17:40 am PST #593 of 1328
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

erikaj:

I once tried to win a real-life political argument on Daily Kos using nothing but Homicide quotes...for me, I suppose, it's never off-topic. The scary part was that I almost succeeded. Like Hardison, I couldn't resist a dramatic flourish at the end and overplayed.