Inara: Who's winning? Simon: I can't tell. They don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.

'Bushwhacked'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Spidra Webster - Dec 14, 2010 6:02:01 pm PST #582 of 1328
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

In Natter:

Nora Deirdre: But then I am a Scrooge, so feel free to disregard...

David S: You don't like Valentine's Day either. I suspect you'd stab Arbor Day in the heart given half a chance.


WindSparrow - Dec 15, 2010 7:50:42 pm PST #583 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

billytea, in Natter:

I use 'bugger' as one of my go-to swear words. Despite the referent, it's really quite mild in the Australian context. (And the English.) I got called out on it once, on a board frequented by Mormons, again by someone who'd spent some time in England. (For some reason they thought I was a teenager going for shock value.) I apologised sincerely, assuring them I hadn't intended to slip anything in through the back door. Signed off with "Roger and out". They complimented me on my courtesy.


bon bon - Dec 16, 2010 10:37:42 am PST #584 of 1328
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

ita, natter:

We must counter pernicious mansplaining with a grandiose vagenda.


DavidS - Dec 16, 2010 12:19:19 pm PST #585 of 1328
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Natter

billytea: Apparently for some reason, "Stop fiddling with it!" is a harder message to get across to male investors.

Jessica: As the mother of a 3 year-old boy, I could make a few guesses...


SailAweigh - Dec 16, 2010 2:47:50 pm PST #586 of 1328
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Cass in Bitches:

A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. A vague caveat makes me worry about liability.


Sue - Dec 16, 2010 3:41:37 pm PST #587 of 1328
hip deep in pie

We must counter pernicious mansplaining with a grandiose vagenda.

This needs to be on mugs and T-shirts. Perhaps in a series with "Just eat a muffin whitey!"


brenda m - Dec 16, 2010 3:57:24 pm PST #588 of 1328
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I would buy both of those.


Theresa - Dec 21, 2010 5:10:54 pm PST #589 of 1328
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

Amy in Supernatural setting faux fans straight:

But I judge anyone who doesn't want to watch straight through from the beginning. Earn your fan status, people.


Spidra Webster - Dec 28, 2010 11:28:54 am PST #590 of 1328
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

In Natter, a convo on Top Gear:

Kathy A: Second fave was probably the "drive from Switzerland to Blackpool on one tank of gas" challenge. Did James ever make it at all?

Cass: They all made it. I have no idea how.

Someone must have been replaced their gas tanks with menorahs.


Zenkitty - Dec 29, 2010 8:21:04 am PST #591 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

In Natter, Matt the Bruins fan responds to report of an ant invasion:

Matt: If bugs want to live in my space, they need to learn to make themselves cuter. You don't see me reaching for the pesticides or swatters if kittens find their way inside.