flea: Watch out, David. You could be a mere shirt away from being arrested on Cops.
DavisS: I frequently wear two shirts just to stay under their radar.
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Nora Deirdre - Nov 30, 2010 12:01:30 pm PST #571 of 1328
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 01, 2010 5:48:28 am PST #572 of 1328
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
In Buffy and Angel 1, regarding Eve and her memorableness or lack thereof:
Polter-Cow: I remembered her. But I thought she was pretty.
Cass: I remembered her too. She was the bad casting and writing that was wrapped around a naked Lindsey. She obscured some of the tattoos.
Kate P. - Dec 01, 2010 8:00:20 am PST #573 of 1328
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
msbelle cracks me up in Natter:
Fair warning, I would pick a fight with Fred Rogers in my current mood, fucking cardigans.
Calli - Dec 07, 2010 3:19:52 pm PST #574 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
billytea, discussing Doctor Who in natter:
[The Doctor's] instructions were flawed.
I'm not really sure what other instructions you give for a Dalek adventure. Nuance is rare (though ninth Doctor "Dalek" managed pretty well). Still, it gave rise to one awesome adventure:
Time Lord: "ZOMG Daleks R teh suxxors! Do something about it, will you? kthxbye."
Doctor: "Invisible krav maga."
Harry and Sarah: <variously get shot at, tortured, enslaved in a radioactive rocket silo and at one point nearly eaten by a giant walking clam>
Nyder: "Ceiling Nazi is watching you plotsturbate."
Davros: "YOU! ARE! MY! CREATIONS! DESTROY! THE! THALS! AND! THEN! CLEAN! YOUR! ROOM!"
Daleks: "THE! DOCTOR! HAS! GIVEN! US! A! TEENAGER! GENE! YOU! ARE! NOT! THE! BOSS! OF! US!"
Good Guys: "Bling to the rescue!"
Beverly - Dec 08, 2010 12:01:37 pm PST #575 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Okay, it's the juxtaposition that just about killed me.
ChiKat: I can always count on Natter for a topic of conversation that will get my mind off ickyness. Cannibalism and ass hooks. Yes.
Today has not been fun. I had to yell at a group of kids today for deleting the video of another group. And, my speech class is filled with some kids who make me want to weep for the future of our country. I ask them a question and they stare blankly at me. I tell them where they can find the answers and I watch drool drip out of their slackjawed mouths. I tell them I'll wait to find the answer and watch them barely move. I ask the question again and no response. I tell them I'm actually waiting for an answer. Finally I see signs of life. I talk them through the answer and then ask the question again. And even though I just gave them the answer, I get blank looks again.
Amy: I really wish I wasn't wondering if it tasted like chicken now.
Spidra Webster - Dec 08, 2010 3:02:16 pm PST #576 of 1328
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
In Bitches:
Cass: It's the PNW, that's the only kind of sun we have most of the year. It's like the Charlie Brown Christmas tree of suns.
Scrappy - Dec 09, 2010 7:11:48 am PST #577 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Words of wisdom in Natter:
sarameg: If you put your gloves on the radiator and your cats like to sleep on the radiator, do not attempt to use your gloves to remove cathair from your shirt.
Burrell - Dec 09, 2010 7:16:54 am PST #578 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Jessica in Natter: Oh thank god the 200+ posts I woke up to were just people describing their panties. I was worried we'd had some kind of horrible flame war.
Fred Pete - Dec 09, 2010 10:43:31 am PST #579 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.
Tom Scola in Bitches: For all my deep metaphysical issues, the first place I always turn to is HuffPo.
EpicTangent - Dec 10, 2010 1:35:42 pm PST #580 of 1328
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Kat in Natter:
Yoga was not as transformative as I had hoped. I blame my boobs.