In Bitches:
Cass: It's the PNW, that's the only kind of sun we have most of the year. It's like the Charlie Brown Christmas tree of suns.
And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Spidra Webster - Dec 08, 2010 3:02:16 pm PST #576 of 1328
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Scrappy - Dec 09, 2010 7:11:48 am PST #577 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Words of wisdom in Natter:
sarameg: If you put your gloves on the radiator and your cats like to sleep on the radiator, do not attempt to use your gloves to remove cathair from your shirt.
Burrell - Dec 09, 2010 7:16:54 am PST #578 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Jessica in Natter: Oh thank god the 200+ posts I woke up to were just people describing their panties. I was worried we'd had some kind of horrible flame war.
Fred Pete - Dec 09, 2010 10:43:31 am PST #579 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.
Tom Scola in Bitches: For all my deep metaphysical issues, the first place I always turn to is HuffPo.
EpicTangent - Dec 10, 2010 1:35:42 pm PST #580 of 1328
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Kat in Natter:
Yoga was not as transformative as I had hoped. I blame my boobs.
Trudy Booth - Dec 13, 2010 6:28:47 pm PST #581 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Brenda M: Those people are idiots. None of those top passwords (until you get to monkey, really) are at all easy to type.
That may not be in everyone's top criteria for passwords, I suppose. Personally I hate having a password that's awkward to type.
Spidra Webster - Dec 14, 2010 6:02:01 pm PST #582 of 1328
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
In Natter:
Nora Deirdre: But then I am a Scrooge, so feel free to disregard...
David S: You don't like Valentine's Day either. I suspect you'd stab Arbor Day in the heart given half a chance.
WindSparrow - Dec 15, 2010 7:50:42 pm PST #583 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
billytea, in Natter:
I use 'bugger' as one of my go-to swear words. Despite the referent, it's really quite mild in the Australian context. (And the English.) I got called out on it once, on a board frequented by Mormons, again by someone who'd spent some time in England. (For some reason they thought I was a teenager going for shock value.) I apologised sincerely, assuring them I hadn't intended to slip anything in through the back door. Signed off with "Roger and out". They complimented me on my courtesy.
bon bon - Dec 16, 2010 10:37:42 am PST #584 of 1328
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
ita, natter:
We must counter pernicious mansplaining with a grandiose vagenda.
DavidS - Dec 16, 2010 12:19:19 pm PST #585 of 1328
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Natter
billytea: Apparently for some reason, "Stop fiddling with it!" is a harder message to get across to male investors.
Jessica: As the mother of a 3 year-old boy, I could make a few guesses...