Seriously, how is it possible I'm the first one to repost this?
Sean, in Bitches. Context would be pointless:
I half expect her to tattoo (C)(R)(TM) all over her vajayjay next, and then send out a C&D letter to all 3.5 billion women on the planet.
Yes! Ohmigod! Someone's blondie bear's a twenty-question genius!
Harmony ,'Help'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Jessica - Oct 19, 2010 6:19:44 pm PDT #545 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Nora Deirdre - Oct 20, 2010 8:41:43 am PDT #546 of 1328
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Scola, in Natter:
Why should I assume it's Missouri Day just because you told me? Can you show me that it's Missouri Day?
Beverly - Oct 20, 2010 7:09:16 pm PDT #547 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Not especially funny, but worth noting, I think. In Natter,
Cashmere:
I hate those seriously introspective moments. I wish I could be oblivious to the shitty things I've done in the past. But then I remember that knowing they were shitty makes me a better person in the future.
They're our existential Marty McFlys.
DavidS - Oct 26, 2010 6:37:07 am PDT #548 of 1328
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In Natter.
tommyrot: Did you all know that "The color PURPLE is a trademark of 3M"?
3M claims ownership over purple
ita: Prince will fuck their shit up.
§ ita § - Oct 26, 2010 6:39:14 am PDT #549 of 1328
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If we could embed animated GIFs, I would just have done this.
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Trudy Booth - Oct 26, 2010 2:35:26 pm PDT #550 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Tom Scola: Sheen’s rep, by the way, characterized Sheen’s outburst as “an adverse allergic reaction to some medication.”
Jesse: Yeah, I'm allergic to too much booze and blow, myself.
Trudy Booth - Oct 27, 2010 3:49:26 am PDT #551 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cass: Kittenish tried to steal pizza from me tonight. It had zero ingredients she'd like to nom, but it was there and she had to try. Thankfully she hasn't taught the dumb one any bad habits. And since K is old, she can pretty much do what she likes so long as she stops trying to eat my food when I am still eating it.
SailAweigh - Nov 03, 2010 6:05:53 am PDT #552 of 1328
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
In F2F:
Sparky1:
The Deanna Rose Children's Farm in Overland Park is awesome.
Calli:
That's where they come from? I knew the whole sex thing was too complex to be believable.
Laga - Nov 05, 2010 8:04:31 am PDT #553 of 1328
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Consuela: I heard Dike Van Dyke on "Wait Wait" recently, who claimed that Bert's accent was a result of the dialect coach the studio had hired, and not his fault! He was very amusing.
Matt the Bruins fan: If so, I can only assume the dialect coach was a member of the IRA who chose a unique way of striking a blow against England.
EpicTangent - Nov 05, 2010 1:52:09 pm PDT #554 of 1328
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
tommyrot FTW:
Theodosia: Another lovely "factoid" I've come across lately is that Obama has increased the size of the US government by 22%.
Hil: My first question would be how they're measuring "size" of government.
tommyrot: Maybe Obama responded to one of those spams - you know, that say, "Increase the size of your government naturally!"