Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Fred Pete - Aug 30, 2010 9:40:15 am PDT #520 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.

smonster in Natter, context be damned:

Won't someone think of the hungry pregnant demons?


Pix - Aug 31, 2010 9:24:36 pm PDT #521 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

in Natter, megan walker's solution to pesky fruit flies:

Step 1: Open a bottle of wine, red or white.
Step 2: Drink wine (leaving about 1/2 an inch at the bottom of the bottle).
Step 3: Leave open bottle of wine out near where flies congregate.
Step 4: Be amazed at how little flies get trapped inside and can't get out. Aaaawww, poor flies.
Step 5: Laugh.
Step 6: Profit?


Trudy Booth - Sep 02, 2010 12:41:23 pm PDT #522 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

More of a warm smile at than anything spewed on.

-t: I am the cat who walks alone and all places are the same to me.


Jessica - Sep 07, 2010 3:45:54 pm PDT #523 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Amych, on introversion:

It's like your shields in a video game -- you have a certain number of hit points you can take (or other humans or units of interaction or stresses or embarrassments or whatever) before your defense goes critical and you have to withdraw to repair/recharge/whatev. And the thing is, some people can have pretty badass shields and go in swinging and not really care, and even really truly *like* the interaction, but when they reach that point, gotta make repairs. And some people don't have a lot of defense at all, but they're good at picking their tactics and engagements and make it through. And... okay, I'm a big dork, am'n't I?


Scrappy - Sep 08, 2010 7:19:59 am PDT #524 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Jessica, in Natter:

In my experience, People Who Don't Get Computer Stuff just want to know what buttons to press. This person probably can't even see their monitor because it's covered in post-it notes listing key-sequences for complicated tasks like Opening A Word Document and Getting To A Web Page.


aurelia - Sep 09, 2010 8:15:53 pm PDT #525 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Stephanie, in Natter re: Ayn Rand:

I wouldn't take dating advice from her either.


smonster - Sep 10, 2010 11:39:52 am PDT #526 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Daisy Jane, in Music, no context needed:

Knowing may be half the battle, but knowing buffistas will win it!


Cass - Sep 11, 2010 11:15:36 am PDT #527 of 1328
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

In Bitches, summing us up nicely.

Jessica: Being a Buffista means never having to say "Am I the only one who misread that?"

Daisy Jane: And yet, saying it anyway.


Volans - Sep 15, 2010 6:01:04 am PDT #528 of 1328
move out and draw fire

billytea in Bitches:

If I were ever to get a Hanzi tattoo, it would be 有仁 ('Yŏu Rén'). It means 'benevolent'. It's also Ryan's Chinese name. I'm pretty confident I haven't mistranslated it or missed any "Ich Bin Ein Berliner" wackiness (unless Wallybee's parents are in on it, and I wouldn't entirely put it past her father). It is, however, phonetically identical to "This toilet is occupied".


Trudy Booth - Sep 15, 2010 9:24:11 am PDT #529 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Ginger: I had a friend who became obsessed with hot yoga, and she too lost a lot of weight. I would only lose weight with hot yoga because one can't eat while passed out.