billytea in Bitches:

If I were ever to get a Hanzi tattoo, it would be 有仁 ('Yŏu Rén'). It means 'benevolent'. It's also Ryan's Chinese name. I'm pretty confident I haven't mistranslated it or missed any "Ich Bin Ein Berliner" wackiness (unless Wallybee's parents are in on it, and I wouldn't entirely put it past her father). It is, however, phonetically identical to "This toilet is occupied".

Ginger: I had a friend who became obsessed with hot yoga, and she too lost a lot of weight. I would only lose weight with hot yoga because one can't eat while passed out.

Context? Who needs context? It's far better NOT having context!

In Bitches (where else?) javachik :

I hope someone got some last night, because I didn't! I was too busy enjoying myself!

In the Gaming thread, BSG play-by-post.

billytea: Look how chatty you all got! *sniff* Makes a Cylon proud.

NoiseDesign: I'm so glad to know who my fellow appliance is.

omnis_audis: apparently you got the "water works" version. Maybe he's a dishwasher and not a toaster.

Zenkitty: You moved in there with the assurance that you'd be able to get out of the building quickly in a fire. Without jumping out a window.

Hil R.: Aren't you not supposed to use elevators if there's a fire?

Zenkitty: Hush. I've got the righteous indignation going.

The buffista blueprint for world domination:

Stephanie: We do have many areas covered.

smonster: And the rest are strategically uncovered, and sprinkled with glitter.

In Procedurals, during a discussion about the pretty men of Criminal Minds:

Vortex: I can appreciate the various attractive characteristics of MGG, but I would break him like a twig. That is not hot.

In Bitches:

tommyrot: I'm going to change my name to TM-TM. Then I can sue everybody.

In Bitches.

smonster:

I retract approximately 75% of today's bitching.

Tommyrot:

Maybe you could put it in storage in case someone needs it later.

Steph, in Bitches, because it made me crack up on a crowded train:

Sexy Skeksis.