In Gaming:
amych:
Dude, there is no konami code for the Epic of Gilgamesh.
The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Volans - Aug 24, 2010 9:31:12 am PDT #512 of 1328
move out and draw fire
Trudy Booth - Aug 25, 2010 6:09:31 pm PDT #513 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Connie Neil: Quick fic research question: In "Supernatural", does a ring of salt protect against vampires? Spike and Xander need to know.
ita: It's never been demonstrated, Connie.
Connie Neil: Thanks.
Zenkitty: Ring of salt protects against *something*, but not vampires. Witches, maybe? I forget.
tommyrot: Slugs?
Spidra Webster - Aug 25, 2010 6:33:23 pm PDT #514 of 1328
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
In Natter.
tommyrot: You know what's cool? I can lay in bed and see the Moon and Jupiter out my window.
megan walker: If those were the names of two trannies, that could be my window.
Steph L. - Aug 26, 2010 11:38:19 am PDT #515 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
In Natter (I'm really just the setup here)--
Steph: Is this where I admit I have no idea who Tom Hardy is?
amyth: Tom Hardy's a craxy English dude who was most recently in Inception.
Connie: I keep thinking of Thomas Hardy the writer.
Calli: His Myspace presence was somewhat tamer than the actor's.
amyth: Though he kicked up some crazy shit on Twitter over Jude the Obscure.
Laura - Aug 26, 2010 3:23:07 pm PDT #516 of 1328
Our wings are not tired.
In Bitches, no surprise there-
billytea: Yeah, pooping during the birth of your child is really nothing to be embarrassed about. Unless you're the father.
beekaytee - Aug 26, 2010 7:00:19 pm PDT #517 of 1328
Compassionately intolerant
smonster, in response to the verbal tic conversation:
"She wouldn't know a lolcat if it baked her a cookie and eated it."
Zenkitty - Aug 29, 2010 1:50:53 am PDT #518 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Ginger sums it up in Bitches:
I don't think Captain Logic is driving this tugboat.
amyth - Aug 30, 2010 9:31:11 am PDT #519 of 1328
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
In Natter:
tommyrot: It was obvious this would happen, but perhaps this might be a good story to forward to those opposed to the "ground-zero mosque":
“By preventing this mosque from being built, America is doing us a big favor,” Taliban operative Zabihullah tells NEWSWEEK. (Like many Afghans, he uses a single name.) “It’s providing us with more recruits, donations, and popular support.”
Jessica: I hate to say "We told you so," but...
Gudanov: I'm sure the people opposing the mosque could say they the extremists are just saying that so that we'll be tricked into building the mosque. Of course, then the other side could say they know we know they are trying to trick us so they are just telling the truth. Of course they may know we know they know...
Steph L.: The Taliban built up a tolerance to iocaine powder.
Jessica: So you're saying we should build TWO mosques?
Fred Pete - Aug 30, 2010 9:40:15 am PDT #520 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.
smonster in Natter, context be damned:
Won't someone think of the hungry pregnant demons?
Pix - Aug 31, 2010 9:24:36 pm PDT #521 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
in Natter, megan walker's solution to pesky fruit flies:
Step 1: Open a bottle of wine, red or white.
Step 2: Drink wine (leaving about 1/2 an inch at the bottom of the bottle).
Step 3: Leave open bottle of wine out near where flies congregate.
Step 4: Be amazed at how little flies get trapped inside and can't get out. Aaaawww, poor flies.
Step 5: Laugh.
Step 6: Profit?