erikaj in Natter: POTUS actually does have, well, a cute butt. If he had a perfect singing voice or less interest in Republicans, I would almost call him a Larry Stu.
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Burrell - Sep 29, 2009 8:16:09 am PDT #224 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
smonster - Sep 29, 2009 8:29:20 am PDT #225 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Miracleman , in Natter:
Gorg totally agree with Mrs. Schafly.
After all, it is Gorg who bring home mastodon meat, not woman!
(Woman? Where is mayonnaise? No, it not. I no see...Oh. Thank, woman.)
It is Gorg who risk life and limb to travel through tiger infested jungle to mastodon hunting ground!
(No, woman! I, Gorg, am only driver! I, Gorg, am man! Man only driver! Get it? Good...where we go?)
It Gorg who make fire! Gorg! Gorg make fire!
(Woman...where fire sticks? Gorg just had them...well, why were they there? Oh, that does make sense. Okay. Um. Fire made! ...how you cook mastodon again?)
Gorg make babies! Not...you know, Gorg no carry babies, but Gorg...Gorg did his bit, you know, with the...the grunting...
(Hey, woman? Where are babies, anyway? No, why should Gorg...? Really? Gorg no remember woman say that...)
Gorg make...uh...make...um...
(Woman! Tell Gorg what he do with the...you know, what you paint on wall! Gorg no know how read...What that word? Really? What it mean? Huh.)
In conclusion, Gorg...what, woman?
Gorg must go now. Gorg forgot to make skin clothes for winter. Gorg no think of things like that.
(Coming, woman! You no use magic on me, 'kay?)
Fred Pete - Sep 29, 2009 10:30:16 am PDT #226 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.
Miracleman, on a roll in Natter:
Found in Craiglist > Personals
Hey want to (meat)hook up?
Ha ha! Did you see what I did there? It's a pun.
Srsly, swm, psycho, blonde hair, brown eyes, soulful gaze, murderous heart iso gullible and lonely woman (women?) for creepy email exchanges, light robbery. Maybe murder and death, who knows? We'll see where it takes us.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
it IS ok to contact the police immediately
erikaj - Sep 29, 2009 10:46:25 am PDT #227 of 1328
Always Anti-fascist!
I've gotten more attention for that ogley post than for hundreds of hours of dedicated volunteer service. huh.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 30, 2009 7:45:14 pm PDT #228 of 1328
What is even happening?
Dana: There is no point in getting into an argument with someone who I only distantly know, even though she used a non-political mailing list to pimp out a "petition" about how Jesus should lead America, or something.
Jessica: That's ridiculous. He wasn't even born here!
Trudy Booth - Oct 01, 2009 11:00:00 pm PDT #229 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
erin_obscure: Embrace the hysterical laughter. It brings power.
Trudy Booth - Oct 01, 2009 11:12:41 pm PDT #230 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Aims: Twenty. Twenty girls. All of them best friends and mortal enemies.
And one girl who is, I believe, emotionally impaired leading them all. That would be me.
billytea: Lead them to Mordor!
Aims: Nah - terrible snacks and the orcs make for some ugly camping.
OTOH, it *would* earn us the Middle Earth Exploring petal.
smonster - Oct 02, 2009 6:55:06 am PDT #231 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
TomW in the delurking thread: You will also note that I use the Oxford comma. If this displeases you then I can provide a list of awful places where you can go, but I must warn you that this list will also feature an Oxford comma.
Nora Deirdre - Oct 02, 2009 8:01:44 am PDT #232 of 1328
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I always want to COMM Tom, but I feel like it is unseemly in a "STFU Smug Marrieds" sort of way.
Jessica - Oct 02, 2009 8:22:59 am PDT #233 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Olympic Natter:
Barb: Rio got it.
Matt the Bruins fan: That made me envision an Olympic stadium with a huge "WELCOME, FUCKOS!" banner hanging over the entrance.
Sue: "Just eat a muffin, Whitey!" could replace "Faster, Higher, Stronger."