'Jaynestown'
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Miracleman, on a roll in Natter:
Found in Craiglist > Personals
Hey want to (meat)hook up?
Ha ha! Did you see what I did there? It's a pun.
Srsly, swm, psycho, blonde hair, brown eyes, soulful gaze, murderous heart iso gullible and lonely woman (women?) for creepy email exchanges, light robbery. Maybe murder and death, who knows? We'll see where it takes us.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
it IS ok to contact the police immediately
I've gotten more attention for that ogley post than for hundreds of hours of dedicated volunteer service. huh.
Dana: There is no point in getting into an argument with someone who I only distantly know, even though she used a non-political mailing list to pimp out a "petition" about how Jesus should lead America, or something.
Jessica: That's ridiculous. He wasn't even born here!
erin_obscure: Embrace the hysterical laughter. It brings power.
Aims: Twenty. Twenty girls. All of them best friends and mortal enemies.
And one girl who is, I believe, emotionally impaired leading them all. That would be me.
billytea: Lead them to Mordor!
Aims: Nah - terrible snacks and the orcs make for some ugly camping.
OTOH, it *would* earn us the Middle Earth Exploring petal.
TomW in the delurking thread: You will also note that I use the Oxford comma. If this displeases you then I can provide a list of awful places where you can go, but I must warn you that this list will also feature an Oxford comma.
I always want to COMM Tom, but I feel like it is unseemly in a "STFU Smug Marrieds" sort of way.
Olympic Natter:
Barb: Rio got it.
Matt the Bruins fan: That made me envision an Olympic stadium with a huge "WELCOME, FUCKOS!" banner hanging over the entrance.
Sue: "Just eat a muffin, Whitey!" could replace "Faster, Higher, Stronger."
OK. I know it was only two posts ago, in this very thread, but I'm COMMing Nora, on principle:
Nora Deirdre: I always want to COMM Tom, but I feel like it is unseemly in a "STFU Smug Marrieds" sort of way.
Hee! I had the same impulse wrt Nora's post.