I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

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Fred Pete - Sep 29, 2009 10:30:16 am PDT #226 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.

Miracleman, on a roll in Natter:

Found in Craiglist > Personals

Hey want to (meat)hook up?

Ha ha! Did you see what I did there? It's a pun.

Srsly, swm, psycho, blonde hair, brown eyes, soulful gaze, murderous heart iso gullible and lonely woman (women?) for creepy email exchanges, light robbery. Maybe murder and death, who knows? We'll see where it takes us.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
it IS ok to contact the police immediately


erikaj - Sep 29, 2009 10:46:25 am PDT #227 of 1328
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

I've gotten more attention for that ogley post than for hundreds of hours of dedicated volunteer service. huh.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 30, 2009 7:45:14 pm PDT #228 of 1328
What is even happening?

Dana: There is no point in getting into an argument with someone who I only distantly know, even though she used a non-political mailing list to pimp out a "petition" about how Jesus should lead America, or something.

Jessica: That's ridiculous. He wasn't even born here!


Trudy Booth - Oct 01, 2009 11:00:00 pm PDT #229 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

erin_obscure: Embrace the hysterical laughter. It brings power.


Trudy Booth - Oct 01, 2009 11:12:41 pm PDT #230 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aims: Twenty. Twenty girls. All of them best friends and mortal enemies.

And one girl who is, I believe, emotionally impaired leading them all. That would be me.

billytea: Lead them to Mordor!

Aims: Nah - terrible snacks and the orcs make for some ugly camping.

OTOH, it *would* earn us the Middle Earth Exploring petal.


smonster - Oct 02, 2009 6:55:06 am PDT #231 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

TomW in the delurking thread: You will also note that I use the Oxford comma. If this displeases you then I can provide a list of awful places where you can go, but I must warn you that this list will also feature an Oxford comma.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 02, 2009 8:01:44 am PDT #232 of 1328
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I always want to COMM Tom, but I feel like it is unseemly in a "STFU Smug Marrieds" sort of way.


Jessica - Oct 02, 2009 8:22:59 am PDT #233 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Olympic Natter:

Barb: Rio got it.

Matt the Bruins fan: That made me envision an Olympic stadium with a huge "WELCOME, FUCKOS!" banner hanging over the entrance.

Sue: "Just eat a muffin, Whitey!" could replace "Faster, Higher, Stronger."


victor infante - Oct 02, 2009 3:41:48 pm PDT #234 of 1328
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

OK. I know it was only two posts ago, in this very thread, but I'm COMMing Nora, on principle:

Nora Deirdre: I always want to COMM Tom, but I feel like it is unseemly in a "STFU Smug Marrieds" sort of way.


brenda m - Oct 03, 2009 7:17:28 am PDT #235 of 1328
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Hee! I had the same impulse wrt Nora's post.