I always want to COMM Tom, but I feel like it is unseemly in a "STFU Smug Marrieds" sort of way.
Gabriel: Are you trying to destroy this family? Simon: I didn't realize it would be so easy.
'Safe'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Nora Deirdre - Oct 02, 2009 8:01:44 am PDT #232 of 1328
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Jessica - Oct 02, 2009 8:22:59 am PDT #233 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Olympic Natter:
Barb: Rio got it.
Matt the Bruins fan: That made me envision an Olympic stadium with a huge "WELCOME, FUCKOS!" banner hanging over the entrance.
Sue: "Just eat a muffin, Whitey!" could replace "Faster, Higher, Stronger."
victor infante - Oct 02, 2009 3:41:48 pm PDT #234 of 1328
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
OK. I know it was only two posts ago, in this very thread, but I'm COMMing Nora, on principle:
Nora Deirdre: I always want to COMM Tom, but I feel like it is unseemly in a "STFU Smug Marrieds" sort of way.
brenda m - Oct 03, 2009 7:17:28 am PDT #235 of 1328
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Hee! I had the same impulse wrt Nora's post.
Pix - Oct 03, 2009 12:59:00 pm PDT #236 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Delurking, Buffistas get sex-ay with puncutation:
Una: ...In conclusion, the serial comma is a moral imperative. Semicolons also rock my world.
Zenkitty: Una! I've posted with you before, I know! Probably in Firefly. Here, let me rock your world: ;;;;;;;;
Amy: Here, let me help:
The serial comma is elegant, necessary, and useful; I love it.
How's that?
Zenkitty: oooh, Amy. Talk punctuation to me!
Amy: I feel like there's a "show me your dangling participle" joke there, but I'll restrain myself.
Fay - Oct 06, 2009 1:29:04 am PDT #237 of 1328
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
The delightful billytea in Delurking:
As a matter of interest, are there any Americans here opposed to the serial comma? I don't use it; it's simply not the standard in Australia. From my perspective it's just part of the list of American freakiness, like the attachment to Imperial measurements (despite the national mythology being tied up in an act of revolt against the British Empire), a random loss of vowels, a willingness to use peanut butter for anything short of a personal lubricant, an apparent loss of fine motor skills in your left hand whenever you pick up a fork, and the governership of Illinois. (As you will note, this list of American freakiness does indeed include the serial comma.)
Calli - Oct 06, 2009 9:44:17 am PDT #238 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Cashmere in Delurking:
I saw erika's dog violate a plush toy so I want extra credit for that.
Fred Pete - Oct 07, 2009 3:53:06 am PDT #239 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.
billytea gives instructions as gamemaster in Gaming:
Ohh, Officer Agathon. I must ask you to report immediately to the Brig to discuss your taste in women, and possibly record a cover version of the Supremes' "Love Child".
WindSparrow - Oct 07, 2009 4:34:02 pm PDT #240 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches:
tommyrot:
Now I feel bad for my parents. They would never ask me if I was dating anybody, and I never told them I was, because I never was. So it turns out they were often assuming my female flatmates were my girlfriends. Then when my best friend died of AIDS, they assumed we must have been lovers so they started to worry I might have AIDS too.
Shir:
God, tommy.
Never bring up robotics, OK?
Trudy Booth - Oct 07, 2009 4:58:34 pm PDT #241 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Steph's doctor is killer...
My doctor's observation on first peering in my ear: "There's a moderate level of nastiness in there."
Me: "Is that a medical term?"
Dr.: "Well, no. The term is 'ew, gross!', but I didn't want to confuse you with medical terminology."
****
I should probably confess that it was caused (or at least compounded) by Q-tip use, for which the doctor chastised me. Well, rolled his eyes.
Dr.: [looks in ear, moment of silence passes] "Do you use Q-tips?"
Me: "...no?"
Dr.: "Yeah, THAT was convincing."