Gudanov: Our beagle is so efficient at cleaning up food, that sometimes he preemptively cleans up potentially dropped food.
Sex with robots is more common than most people think.
Spike ,'Lineage'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Trudy Booth - Sep 22, 2009 8:25:03 pm PDT #219 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
smonster - Sep 23, 2009 4:27:02 am PDT #220 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Gud, in Natter:
It's because of people like you that we can't have a set date for the Rapture.
Aims - Sep 24, 2009 11:48:28 am PDT #221 of 1328
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Calli in Natter, having issues with crows:
Sort of a type, click, type, click, OMG-death-from-above!, type, click, type, click situation.
billytea - Sep 25, 2009 7:28:01 pm PDT #222 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Hec, in Natter:
Actual conversation tonight...
Me: "Matilda! Tomorrow is your birthday! You're going to be three!
Matilda: "How shocking!"
Fay - Sep 25, 2009 11:25:55 pm PDT #223 of 1328
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
OMG, Jen, that made me cry like a crying thing. Thanks for cross-posting! Damn, Emmett. How fucking awesome are you, kid?
Burrell - Sep 29, 2009 8:16:09 am PDT #224 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
erikaj in Natter: POTUS actually does have, well, a cute butt. If he had a perfect singing voice or less interest in Republicans, I would almost call him a Larry Stu.
smonster - Sep 29, 2009 8:29:20 am PDT #225 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Miracleman , in Natter:
Gorg totally agree with Mrs. Schafly.
After all, it is Gorg who bring home mastodon meat, not woman!
(Woman? Where is mayonnaise? No, it not. I no see...Oh. Thank, woman.)
It is Gorg who risk life and limb to travel through tiger infested jungle to mastodon hunting ground!
(No, woman! I, Gorg, am only driver! I, Gorg, am man! Man only driver! Get it? Good...where we go?)
It Gorg who make fire! Gorg! Gorg make fire!
(Woman...where fire sticks? Gorg just had them...well, why were they there? Oh, that does make sense. Okay. Um. Fire made! ...how you cook mastodon again?)
Gorg make babies! Not...you know, Gorg no carry babies, but Gorg...Gorg did his bit, you know, with the...the grunting...
(Hey, woman? Where are babies, anyway? No, why should Gorg...? Really? Gorg no remember woman say that...)
Gorg make...uh...make...um...
(Woman! Tell Gorg what he do with the...you know, what you paint on wall! Gorg no know how read...What that word? Really? What it mean? Huh.)
In conclusion, Gorg...what, woman?
Gorg must go now. Gorg forgot to make skin clothes for winter. Gorg no think of things like that.
(Coming, woman! You no use magic on me, 'kay?)
Fred Pete - Sep 29, 2009 10:30:16 am PDT #226 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.
Miracleman, on a roll in Natter:
Found in Craiglist > Personals
Hey want to (meat)hook up?
Ha ha! Did you see what I did there? It's a pun.
Srsly, swm, psycho, blonde hair, brown eyes, soulful gaze, murderous heart iso gullible and lonely woman (women?) for creepy email exchanges, light robbery. Maybe murder and death, who knows? We'll see where it takes us.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
it IS ok to contact the police immediately
erikaj - Sep 29, 2009 10:46:25 am PDT #227 of 1328
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
I've gotten more attention for that ogley post than for hundreds of hours of dedicated volunteer service. huh.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 30, 2009 7:45:14 pm PDT #228 of 1328
What is even happening?
Dana: There is no point in getting into an argument with someone who I only distantly know, even though she used a non-political mailing list to pimp out a "petition" about how Jesus should lead America, or something.
Jessica: That's ridiculous. He wasn't even born here!