Gud in Natter:
We had a storm last night. It actually snapped the neighbor's flag pole, sending the confederate flag to the ground. We shall see if the south rises again.
Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.
Wash ,'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Glamcookie - Aug 04, 2009 7:41:15 am PDT #175 of 1328
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Pix - Aug 04, 2009 10:58:31 am PDT #176 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Bitches, irreverent and oh-so-funny:
Gudanov:
There's a FCM version of the Bible? Is it just a bunch of FCM questions.
Thou shalt decide who thou wedeth, chucketh, or knoweth; Eve, Delilah, or Jezebel.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 04, 2009 11:49:13 pm PDT #177 of 1328
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Following a discussion in Bitches about whether the Irish are the Lost Tribe of Israel:
Toddson:
In re the Irish ... there's a school of thought that Jesus was Irish.
I mean, he lived with his parents until he was 29, on his last night alive he went out drinking with the boys, he thought his mother was a virgin, and his mother thought he was god.
I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Ginger:
There's a whole Buffista wing.
Daisy Jane:
Good company at least.
NoiseDesign:
At this point I think we're running the place.
"Hell, under new management"
Daisy Jane:
And we'll have a special place for people who talk in the theater.
billytea - Aug 08, 2009 8:28:31 pm PDT #178 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Shir, in Natter:
I read ellipses and the massive use of them as if the email was written by a 20 something tubercular woman in the 18th century with a faint voice. I read "Will see you... sure it'll be a blast... gotta go now... love 'ya" and can't help but thinking "Noooo! Don't die!".
Trudy Booth - Aug 11, 2009 11:06:52 am PDT #179 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Dana : You know, speaking of death panels, it also drives me INSANE that people genuinely believe that the U.S. government would willingly kill off senior citizens or the terminally ill or people with Down's Syndrome. I mean, really? REALLY?
Gudanov: Just like they do in Canada, right?
tommyrot: Yep. Logan's Run was a Canadian documentary.
Sue: Please, that was way off base. Everyone gets a fair hearing, and an appeal period, once those lights start blinking.
Gudanov: I've also heard that if you make a run for it, they send you a strongly worded letter instead of hunting you down.
Connie Neil - Aug 12, 2009 8:56:28 am PDT #180 of 1328
brillig
In Natter
Topic!Cindy: Is it just me, or is ryan billytea unfairly handsome?
Billytea: No, I think that's a reasonable reaction. Gaze upon my genetic legacy, ye mighty, and despair!
§ ita § - Aug 12, 2009 4:03:27 pm PDT #181 of 1328
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Natter:
Steph: Batman may be insane, but his penis won't kill me.
Steph L. - Aug 12, 2009 4:17:50 pm PDT #182 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Laga: Anybody know how far I have to read back in Natter to see whose penis will kill Steph?
Toddson - Aug 13, 2009 8:10:05 am PDT #183 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
connie neil in Natter:
I did not claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.
Barb - Aug 15, 2009 3:42:04 pm PDT #184 of 1328
“Not dead yet!”
From Natter, re: Michael Vick and his restitution to society
Steph L: And if he fucks up, I think a pit bull should eat his nuts.
Barb: Works for me.
Steph L: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, lose your nuts.
Jesse: That's been my motto for years.
Capped by a classic Trudy Booth moment:
Vick needs to be a loudly obnoxious End Dog Fighting activist for me to begin to take his apology seriously.
I want him as un-shut-up-able as an omnisexual college freshman feminist vegan nader-voting socialist communist virgin lefty raised by Baptist Mormon Jehovah's Witness Jews for Jesus radical veiled Muslims.