Zoe ,'Serenity'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Shir, in Natter:
I read ellipses and the massive use of them as if the email was written by a 20 something tubercular woman in the 18th century with a faint voice. I read "Will see you... sure it'll be a blast... gotta go now... love 'ya" and can't help but thinking "Noooo! Don't die!".
Dana : You know, speaking of death panels, it also drives me INSANE that people genuinely believe that the U.S. government would willingly kill off senior citizens or the terminally ill or people with Down's Syndrome. I mean, really? REALLY?
Gudanov: Just like they do in Canada, right?
tommyrot: Yep. Logan's Run was a Canadian documentary.
Sue: Please, that was way off base. Everyone gets a fair hearing, and an appeal period, once those lights start blinking.
Gudanov: I've also heard that if you make a run for it, they send you a strongly worded letter instead of hunting you down.
In Natter
Topic!Cindy: Is it just me, or is ryan billytea unfairly handsome?
Billytea: No, I think that's a reasonable reaction. Gaze upon my genetic legacy, ye mighty, and despair!
Natter:
Steph: Batman may be insane, but his penis won't kill me.
Laga: Anybody know how far I have to read back in Natter to see whose penis will kill Steph?
connie neil in Natter:
I did not claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.
From Natter, re: Michael Vick and his restitution to society
Steph L: And if he fucks up, I think a pit bull should eat his nuts.
Barb: Works for me.
Steph L: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, lose your nuts.
Jesse: That's been my motto for years.
Capped by a classic Trudy Booth moment:
Vick needs to be a loudly obnoxious End Dog Fighting activist for me to begin to take his apology seriously.
I want him as un-shut-up-able as an omnisexual college freshman feminist vegan nader-voting socialist communist virgin lefty raised by Baptist Mormon Jehovah's Witness Jews for Jesus radical veiled Muslims.
ita: Germany gave Usain Bolt 2.7 tons of the Berlin Wall. That's just weird. Where do you put that?
tommyrot: Next to his 2.6 tons of the Great Wall of China?
Sue: That won't fit in checked baggage even.
Barb: And imagine going through Customs with that shit.
sarameg: Coral reef rebuilding? I dunno. That is...different.
tommyrot: I bet they just can't get rid of remnants of the Berlin Wall, so they just give it away with any excuse.
"So, you sold the third most Girl Scout cookies in your troop? Have a ton of wall!"
billytea: Dalek thieves! "EXPROPRIATE! EXPROPRIATE!"
Miracleman: Dalek prosecuting attorneys: "EXHIBIT A! EXHIBIT A!! "
tommyrot: Dalek math teacher: "EXTRAPOLATE! EXTRAPOLATE!"
billytea: Dalek border guards: "EXPATRIATE! EXPATRIATE!"
Ginger: Dalek defense attorneys: Exonerate! Exonerate!
And the Dalek-isms continue:
Vortex: Dalek Pain Relief - ALLEVIATE! ALLEVIATE!
Gudanov: Dalek Pope - EXCOMMUNICATE! EXCOMMUNICATE!
brenda m: Confused Daleks: ELUCIDATE! ELUCIDATE!
Shir: Personally, I'm all for: "Experiment! Experiment!". (Dalek science teacher and/or aroused Dalek).
StuntHusband: The German Daleks were very amusing: "EXTERMINIEREN! EXTERMINIEREN!"