connie neil in Natter:
I did not claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.
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connie neil in Natter:
I did not claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.
From Natter, re: Michael Vick and his restitution to society
Steph L: And if he fucks up, I think a pit bull should eat his nuts.
Barb: Works for me.
Steph L: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, lose your nuts.
Jesse: That's been my motto for years.
Capped by a classic Trudy Booth moment:
Vick needs to be a loudly obnoxious End Dog Fighting activist for me to begin to take his apology seriously.
I want him as un-shut-up-able as an omnisexual college freshman feminist vegan nader-voting socialist communist virgin lefty raised by Baptist Mormon Jehovah's Witness Jews for Jesus radical veiled Muslims.
ita: Germany gave Usain Bolt 2.7 tons of the Berlin Wall. That's just weird. Where do you put that?
tommyrot: Next to his 2.6 tons of the Great Wall of China?
Sue: That won't fit in checked baggage even.
Barb: And imagine going through Customs with that shit.
sarameg: Coral reef rebuilding? I dunno. That is...different.
tommyrot: I bet they just can't get rid of remnants of the Berlin Wall, so they just give it away with any excuse.
"So, you sold the third most Girl Scout cookies in your troop? Have a ton of wall!"
billytea: Dalek thieves! "EXPROPRIATE! EXPROPRIATE!"
Miracleman: Dalek prosecuting attorneys: "EXHIBIT A! EXHIBIT A!! "
tommyrot: Dalek math teacher: "EXTRAPOLATE! EXTRAPOLATE!"
billytea: Dalek border guards: "EXPATRIATE! EXPATRIATE!"
Ginger: Dalek defense attorneys: Exonerate! Exonerate!
And the Dalek-isms continue:
Vortex: Dalek Pain Relief - ALLEVIATE! ALLEVIATE!
Gudanov: Dalek Pope - EXCOMMUNICATE! EXCOMMUNICATE!
brenda m: Confused Daleks: ELUCIDATE! ELUCIDATE!
Shir: Personally, I'm all for: "Experiment! Experiment!". (Dalek science teacher and/or aroused Dalek).
StuntHusband: The German Daleks were very amusing: "EXTERMINIEREN! EXTERMINIEREN!"
Geez, you people are a bunch of geeks.
Geez, you people are a bunch of geeks.
"Exterminate! Exterminate!"
"Exterminate! Exterminate!"
Don't even try it. I have a sonic screwdriver, and I know how to use it.
Light on the vodka for mine, please.
Mary Kay Dalek: EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE! (courtesy of my twisted husband).