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amych - Jul 13, 2009 11:20:23 am PDT #158 of 1328

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Oh bitches, my bitches. Follow-on conversation from the above:

Jess -

Now we just need someone to translate the word "asshook" into Sindarin and we'll have come full circle.

StuntHusband -

...what makes you think I haven't *tried*?

(un?)fortunately, the Professor left nothing anatomically-appropriate. Lots of "hands" and "eyes" and "heads" and "feet" and "hair" and "hearts" and such. No asses.

It's like old Trek - no bathrooms. They didn't NEED them? Elves don't s(h)it?

-t -

No. Lembas melts on their tongues and any minimal waste products are expelled through the skin as an ethereal glow.

StuntHusband -

In Sindarin, "behind-hook" would be "adelgamp".

There is no lexicon of the Finnish-like Quenya. TSOL.

Now look what you made me do?! You made me TRANSLATE ASSHOOK.

Actually, that's kinda cool. *buffs fingernails on hoodie*

-t -

::must not filk adelgamp to the tune of Eidelweiss::

tommyrot -

I'm not sure I'd take such an extreme stance....

Gudanov -

If elves don't defecate then they really don't have any concept of asshooks so why do they need a word for them? Of course that begs the question, what do they do to tether the head back?

Frankenbuddha -

Product.

tommyrot -

Do elves have assholes?

Aims -

<restrains from obvious Elrond joke.>

<not very successfully>

Topic!Cindy - Jul 14, 2009 5:15:41 pm PDT #159 of 1328

What is even happening?

Inside-fandom joke from Natter...

shrift:

I've met Victoria Bitter AND Cassie Claire. I can tell tales uphill both ways while covered in ash from the erupting Wankatoa.

Calli - Jul 15, 2009 4:05:45 pm PDT #160 of 1328

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Topic!Cindy, in Bureaucracy:

Where's the Sotomayor confirmation hearing watch-n-post -- Comedy, or Cable Drama?

Trudy Booth - Jul 15, 2009 7:49:42 pm PDT #161 of 1328

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

shrift: If my life suddenly turns into a Bollywood movie while you're vacationing in dirndl country, I'm blaming you.

Trudy Booth - Jul 16, 2009 10:36:59 am PDT #162 of 1328

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Laura: No one on their death bed regrets spending too much time on personal fulfillment and enjoying life.

billytea: If they're on their deathbed because of a ski-jumping accident, they might regret it a little.

Trudy Booth - Jul 20, 2009 9:50:10 am PDT #163 of 1328

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Toddson: Rule for the future: in order to be president, you must be able to speak coherent English?

tommyrot: And you don't have red glowy eyes or other body parts.

-t - : I say as long as your red glowy body parts are made in America, you can be President.

Jessica: I think that rules out most Cylons - almost all of them are Canadian.

Gudanov: Which explains a lot. They look like us and they have a plan.

Trudy Booth - Jul 21, 2009 11:44:53 am PDT #164 of 1328

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jesse: C.H.U.D. is still the reason I don't walk over subway grates, however...

tommyrot: You're afraid they'll look up your skirt?

Jesse: Yes.

Nora Deirdre: Aw, let the C.H.U.D.s have their fun!

billytea - Jul 21, 2009 2:45:49 pm PDT #165 of 1328

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In Movies:

Sumi: HP Bluray set for years 1-6 comes inside a model of Hogwarts!

Aims: I'll wait for movies 7 and 8 and hope they come with Daniel Radcliffe.

Kalshane - Jul 22, 2009 5:40:01 pm PDT #166 of 1328

GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

From the Gaming thread. (Everyone but Apollo is in the Brig under suspicion of being a Cylon):

Raq (Adama): SEEKRIT PLAN: Save civilian ships. Get fleet to Earth. Make sweet sweet love to the kamala junkie.

Wait, did I say that out loud?

StuntHusband (Apollo): TMI, Dad! I think Doc Cottle calls that a "damned overshare - damnit!" and I agree.

If Chief can stop yelling at his shadow for a few minutes, I'm going to have him steam-purge my brain now.

And you wonder why I'm encouraging you to take a short vacation - in the brig? NEXT to the kamala junkie.

omnis_audis (Boomer): Speaking of which, can they get their own room. It's worse than walking in on mom & dad, ya know what I mean? The doc [Baltar] is loving it. He keeps watching, and then air humping. Kinda freaky if you ask me. So. If for no other reason, can you spring me to save me from all of... this!!!

Fay - Jul 24, 2009 7:22:29 pm PDT #167 of 1328

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

The ever-luminous erika, in Bitches:

I'd date a furry before a neocon.

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