Xander ,'Showtime'
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ND: Take a lesson from me. Don't slice the tip of your thumb to the point of needing five stitches while making dinner.
David S: Dammit! There goes my evening plans.
Teppy: I guess I won't even *make* dinner, now.
DavidS: What's the point if there's not arterial spurting?
Teppy: Hell if I know.