We didn't have sex, if that's what you mean. That's all I do now, not have sex.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'

Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Karl - Feb 09, 2024 11:38:32 am PST #1323 of 1326
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

The perimenopausal hivemind at work:

sj: We should start a club!

smonster: Right?! This is it. This is the club.

Jessica: Let's call it Buffistas, we'll meet online :)

erikaj - Apr 14, 2024 10:19:57 am PDT #1324 of 1326
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Karl gets to the heart of the crisis in the Middle East.

Shir, Nilly, the only words I have that aren't all tears and swearing are: I love you both. Hug your families for me, please.

erikaj - Apr 21, 2024 1:01:18 pm PDT #1325 of 1326
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Shir, on Seder in a crisis.

It took a lot of thinking on how to prepare for Seder this year, when nothing feels normal and you can't really plan anything. And it's a holiday of freedom, and we are where we are, and there are the hostages. How can one have a Seder like this?

Eventually, two things helped me this year. The first, 'Seder' also means order. And I've been organizing alternative Seders for a while. What's a better year to call for a new order in the universe than this year? The other one was an interpretation of the text of the Haggada. It was a reminder that the text itself refers to a call for freedom when nothing was certain and everything seemed doomed. And Jews read this text for years, at least some of them had their own uncertainties and doominess. So in this year, I can do it too.

I'm not having an ordinary friends' Seder. Some elements will be missing on pourpse. Others added on purpose (lemon on the Seder plate, symbolizes the hostages. Other than the color, "missing an opportunity" and sourness are a wordplay in Hebrew. This holiday in particular is full of wordplays). It'll be outdoors, since so many of us lost their homes this year, and most of us had to stay indoors and take shelter when we were supposed to be elsewhere. 2/3 of my holiday donations are going to Gaza this year. But a Seder - a certain kind of Seder - will take place. Ordnung muss sein.

Have a good Passover, Jewistas. May our Seders bring back the good kind of order into this world.

Calli - Jul 02, 2024 3:52:46 am PDT #1326 of 1326
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Jessica in Natter:

Basically the entire rear exterior needs to be replaced (bumper, trunk door, the back/side bits that connect to the bumper). Between this and the new hybrid converter/battery last year, I am rapidly approaching Prius of Thebes territory.

Because “Prius of Thebes” made me giggle,

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