'Sleeper'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Natter
Atropa: I recently learned that I pronounce ornery unlike "normal" people, because I say "ore-ner-ree".
Jesse: That's not how normal people say it?
Atropa: According to everyone else who replied to my friend's Twitter thread, it's supposed to be "orn'ree".
DebetEsse: Yeah, it's definitely 2 syllables.
DXMachina: Only if you're Yosemite Sam.
Cashmere, in Natter:
EAT A SCONE, LIMEY!
Jesse, in Natter:
And Scrabble is practically as bad as making out!
note: aurelia made me COMM it.
AmyParker in Natter:
a multibajillion-dollar company can afford a bit of guillotine repellent in the form of not being in a hurry to make people homeless.
COMMed for the delightful phrase "guillotine repellent".
Topic!Cindy in Natter:
My voting plans are as follows:
1) Vote early in-person at town hall for our state primary (for US Senate, not POTUS) on August 22nd (election is September 1)
) Request a mail-in ballot for the general election, and drop it off in person on the first day of in-person early voting
2a) If I don't receive a mail-in ballot, or if something else changes for the worse, I will vote early, in-person.
2b) If something else changes for the worse, my family has instructions to dress up my debilitated body or actual corpse and make me/it vote in person, on election day, Weekend at Bernie's style.
Parenting, Natter-style:
Hec: Matilda is parked in front of her computer for her first class of high school: Ethnic Studies with Ms. Elfland.
She shooed me off when I came back from my run bringing her a hot chocolate and mechanical pencils. Clearly I am not to be on camera. Only a hand that brings cocoa.
Toddson: As long as she doesn't take to saying, "thank you thing."
Atropa: No, that's exactly what she should do.
NoiseDesign in Natter:
Toddlers and college students, the two populations most likely to have their tongues in places they probably should not.
Sophia, in Natter:
I know I am beating a dead horse and preaching to the choir, but the anger of some people scares me.
(Not a funny post, at all, but the visual is priceless)
In Streaming: There goes the weekend
Matt the Bruins fan: At his best, RDJ was more of a Slim Jim than beefcake.
Zenkitty: Them's good eatin'
Natter:
Jesse: PS: I am bringing back dag
Steph L: You're the bee's knees, Jesse
-t: Streets ahead, Tep
Jesse: Word up!