Simon: You're out of your mind. Early: That's between me and my mind.

'Objects In Space'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Beverly - Aug 22, 2020 8:41:56 am PDT #1274 of 1304
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Sophia, in Natter:

I know I am beating a dead horse and preaching to the choir, but the anger of some people scares me.

(Not a funny post, at all, but the visual is priceless)


Calli - Aug 28, 2020 4:00:05 pm PDT #1275 of 1304
Every stone you threw, I stood on to better see the view. —The Amazing Devil

In Streaming: There goes the weekend

Matt the Bruins fan: At his best, RDJ was more of a Slim Jim than beefcake.

Zenkitty: Them's good eatin'


Jessica - Sep 11, 2020 11:24:20 am PDT #1276 of 1304
Lift a few mojitos 'cause she manages the mint

Natter:

Jesse: PS: I am bringing back dag

Steph L: You're the bee's knees, Jesse

-t: Streets ahead, Tep

Jesse: Word up!


Fred Pete - Sep 24, 2020 3:02:43 am PDT #1277 of 1304
Ann, that's a ferret.

Sue in Natter, on living in an area with few covid cases:

I guess there's something to be said for being small, remote and the economic centre of absolutely nothing.


Cashmere - Oct 02, 2020 1:11:09 pm PDT #1278 of 1304
Now tagless for your comfort.

-t in Natter, historical context be damned

Leeches: stand back and stand by


Topic!Cindy - Oct 02, 2020 6:17:54 pm PDT #1279 of 1304
What is even happening?

In Natter, Steph L.

Even if we take as given that Donald Trump's baseline level of health isn't robust, I am stunned that he got Covid while my father, who is a walking medical journal with about 80 billion diseases AND works at a grocery store, still doesn't have it. I really thought my dad would have Covid by summertime. But as far as we know, he's still fine (or at the very least, aymptomatic), and Trump is not. Blows my tiny little mind.

(I'm not really being nice to Trump, here; I'm just shit-talking my dad.)


Zenkitty - Oct 05, 2020 3:13:58 pm PDT #1280 of 1304
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Jessica, in Bitches:

I'm mid S7 in my BtVS rewatch-with-teenager and with a sample size of Just Spike I conclude that bleached hair grows roots when vampires are sad or tired.


Cashmere - Oct 06, 2020 8:22:50 am PDT #1281 of 1304
Now tagless for your comfort.

Matt the Bruins Fan in Natter:

Look folks, erotic bakeries could use the business and a suggestively-shaped cake never started a forest fire!


flea - Oct 10, 2020 1:39:37 am PDT #1282 of 1304
information libertarian

Atropa, on indoor drones:

My #1 question is if the drone is powerful enough to still fly around if I put it in a little ghost costume.


Zenkitty - Oct 10, 2020 4:55:52 am PDT #1283 of 1304
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

billytea in Bitches, making me snort coffee:

A little off the topic of sex toys, though I suppose there might be a market for one that periodically calls out, "Hey! Who turned out the lights?".