Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!

Oz ,'Bring On The Night'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

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Calli - Jul 09, 2020 10:52:18 am PDT #1270 of 1323
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

AmyParker in Natter:

a multibajillion-dollar company can afford a bit of guillotine repellent in the form of not being in a hurry to make people homeless.

COMMed for the delightful phrase "guillotine repellent".


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 17, 2020 6:10:07 am PDT #1271 of 1323
"You should never say bad things about the dead, only good… Joan Crawford is dead. Good.” —Bette Davis

Topic!Cindy in Natter:

My voting plans are as follows:

1) Vote early in-person at town hall for our state primary (for US Senate, not POTUS) on August 22nd (election is September 1)

) Request a mail-in ballot for the general election, and drop it off in person on the first day of in-person early voting

2a) If I don't receive a mail-in ballot, or if something else changes for the worse, I will vote early, in-person.

2b) If something else changes for the worse, my family has instructions to dress up my debilitated body or actual corpse and make me/it vote in person, on election day, Weekend at Bernie's style.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 20, 2020 11:01:06 am PDT #1272 of 1323
What is even happening?

Parenting, Natter-style:

Hec: Matilda is parked in front of her computer for her first class of high school: Ethnic Studies with Ms. Elfland.

She shooed me off when I came back from my run bringing her a hot chocolate and mechanical pencils. Clearly I am not to be on camera. Only a hand that brings cocoa.

Toddson: As long as she doesn't take to saying, "thank you thing."

Atropa: No, that's exactly what she should do.


Cashmere - Aug 21, 2020 1:06:31 pm PDT #1273 of 1323
Now tagless for your comfort.

NoiseDesign in Natter:

Toddlers and college students, the two populations most likely to have their tongues in places they probably should not.


Beverly - Aug 22, 2020 8:41:56 am PDT #1274 of 1323
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Sophia, in Natter:

I know I am beating a dead horse and preaching to the choir, but the anger of some people scares me.

(Not a funny post, at all, but the visual is priceless)


Calli - Aug 28, 2020 4:00:05 pm PDT #1275 of 1323
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

In Streaming: There goes the weekend

Matt the Bruins fan: At his best, RDJ was more of a Slim Jim than beefcake.

Zenkitty: Them's good eatin'


Jessica - Sep 11, 2020 11:24:20 am PDT #1276 of 1323
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Natter:

Jesse: PS: I am bringing back dag

Steph L: You're the bee's knees, Jesse

-t: Streets ahead, Tep

Jesse: Word up!


Fred Pete - Sep 24, 2020 3:02:43 am PDT #1277 of 1323
Ann, that's a ferret.

Sue in Natter, on living in an area with few covid cases:

I guess there's something to be said for being small, remote and the economic centre of absolutely nothing.


Cashmere - Oct 02, 2020 1:11:09 pm PDT #1278 of 1323
Now tagless for your comfort.

-t in Natter, historical context be damned

Leeches: stand back and stand by


Topic!Cindy - Oct 02, 2020 6:17:54 pm PDT #1279 of 1323
What is even happening?

In Natter, Steph L.

Even if we take as given that Donald Trump's baseline level of health isn't robust, I am stunned that he got Covid while my father, who is a walking medical journal with about 80 billion diseases AND works at a grocery store, still doesn't have it. I really thought my dad would have Covid by summertime. But as far as we know, he's still fine (or at the very least, aymptomatic), and Trump is not. Blows my tiny little mind.

(I'm not really being nice to Trump, here; I'm just shit-talking my dad.)