Buffistechnology:
Tom Scola
Lithium batteries: Don't eat them.
Jessica
Aw man, you never let us have any fun.
Steph L.
spits battery out, sidles away casually
Gudanov
Well, there goes my lunch plans.
Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Laura - Jan 23, 2018 8:52:06 am PST #1211 of 1329
Our wings are not tired.
Beverly - Jan 23, 2018 9:02:03 am PST #1212 of 1329
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Beat me to it, Laura! Hee.
WindSparrow - Jan 23, 2018 10:09:30 am PST #1213 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Thank you, Laura. I wanted to, but couldn't brane enough to get formating.
Zenkitty - Jan 23, 2018 1:04:46 pm PST #1214 of 1329
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Steph L. in Natter:
Oh god I want to be paid in Dogecoin! Very salary. Much wealthy.
WindSparrow - Feb 16, 2018 4:30:08 am PST #1215 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches.
Connie Neil One benefit of a diet Coke addiction is that it forces me out of the house on a regular basis to restock. Otherwise I'd just keep curling up in my shell with one eye open and one manipulating pseudopod for operating computers and ereaders.
Zenkitty I'm using a pseudopod to search for the Like button.
billytea Two tube feet up!
Laura - Feb 28, 2018 3:11:28 pm PST #1216 of 1329
Our wings are not tired.
Jessica in Natter
This is so exciting - it's been a while since we added something to The List!
1. Cilantro
2. Gerunds
3. Muffalettas
4. Hammocks
Burrell - Mar 12, 2018 8:53:57 am PDT #1217 of 1329
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
In Natter
Beverly: Amusing (to me, anyway): on a scenic drive yesterday we saw a flock of migratory ducks spread over a flooded field. "Oh look," H observed, "a field of ducks."
I nodded, and replied solemnly, "Autocorrect at work."
-t: Ha! Now I want an opportunity to say "I had one duck and it's gone"
Calli - Mar 20, 2018 1:56:19 am PDT #1218 of 1329
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
From Natter, the juxtaposition made me giggle.
aurelia: I just watched an ad in which one of the candidates for governor is literally juggling fire while he gives his campaign pitch.
Theodosia: That's what my life is missing -- a house pig!
Calli - Mar 21, 2018 10:03:50 am PDT #1219 of 1329
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
From Natter, a sentence I need to have embroidered on a pillow:
Zenkitty: It's not all about the money, Matt. You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit.
Toddson - May 23, 2018 11:59:16 am PDT #1220 of 1329
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Atropa in Bitches:
More parents need to embrace what my Dad did: normal names or spelling, but you tell the kid something different until they need to see any official legal documents.
Signed, the woman who believed her middle name was "Vegomatic" until she was 16.