'Serenity'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Connie in Natter:
I was sitting in a cushy chair in the concourse, contemplating the crowds and the walk back to my car, when the helpfully weird part of my mind said, "We're deep behind enemy lines, but they haven't spotted us yet. Try to blend in, use the terrain, head for the LZ where your evac's waiting."
-t in Natter:
Kerfuffeletta: Muffaletta, hold the olive salad, add cilantro. Guac on the side.
Rick in Bitches:
I remember the day the crib walls came down in our house. One of our twins had learned to climb out, so we would come in their room in the morning and find him sitting on the floor in the midst of a large pile of books, and his brother, still in the crib, also sitting in a large pile of books that had been pushed through the slats for him by the climber.
We knew it was time to convert the cribs, but we also saw ourselves in these boys who had conjured up their parents idea of heaven (a pile of books with nothing to do but read) as the first reward for learning to escape.
In Natter:
-t Ha! I found AA batteries and got the menorah lit again. It was bumming me out sitting there all dark.
amych This is not how I learned that story...
Jessica ....and the Maccabees rejoiced to discover that the off-brand AA batteries they found in the back of the junk drawer powered the menorah for 8 days, giving Judah the time he needed to drive over to CVS and buy a replacement AC adapter...
Dana in Natter, even better without context:
I went outside. It was terrible. Not recommended.
In Natter:
amych Hey everyone! Let's play the game of Write My Self-Assessment For Me!
amych Hey everyone! Let's play the game of Write My Self-Assessment For Me!
Calli Amych always gives 200%!
Connie Neil in Natter:
I hate the term "thought leader". It sounds so Orwellian. Ought to use the Klingon term "Thought Admiral".
Connie Neil in Natter again:
Ah, nature . . . AUGHHHH! NATURE!!!
Matt the Bruins Fan in Natter:
It takes special inanimate objects to inspire that kind of affection from me. Though the Galavant DVDs I just ordered might qualify...
Teppy in Natter, context, heck no:
I have pictures of testicles if you think they'll help.