Sophia Brooks: I read on Jezebel that there is a homeless shelter in Alaska called "Glory Hole". I feel like people need to hire me as a double entendre consultant, which is m true calling. I could have saved the JCPenny customers from Scuzzy, the Vibrating Beaver, or possibly stopped the Vegetti.
'Potential'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Natter.
shrift
I'm not currently in danger of clawing anyone's face off.
Maria
It's sad when we measure our days by this. I'm just at the point of clawing eyes out. The rest of the face is on notice. Open your conspiracy-loving piehole one more time and I'll stuff your epidermis in it. Don't tempt me....
In Natter:
Windsparrow:
I may have just bought every yard of Exploding TARDIS fabric at my local Joann's. I may also be finding it difficult to avoid saying, "It's curtains for you," out loud.
-t: Fourth glass of wine. If Elijah shows up, I hope he is down for Grey's Anatomy.
Ginger, in Natter:
Here is an example of why I have Too Much Stuff.
I got a newer style plunger to deal with a clog that the traditional style failed at. I started to throw out the old one, but then I thought, "Suppose I want to make a Dalek?"
Connie Neil, in Natter:
"Health Guidelines for Stoic Guys, or, What to do when Duct Tape Won't Stop the Bleeding."
Followed up by: "Why are These People Yelling at Me, or, Random Strangers Are Calling an Ambulance, How Can I get Out of Going to the Hospital?"
In Natter:
Shrift:
Brontosaurus Is Officially A Dinosaur Again
-t:
Whoa. What a roller coaster!
Tommyrot:
This made me think of Fred Flintstone sliding down the neck and back of his brontosaurus at the end of his workday. Which I then discovered was the graphic for shrift's FB post.
-t :
You are clearly in tune with the zeitgeist.
tommyrot:
I am. I have zeitgeist coming out of my bottom.
-t:
There may be a treatment for that.
tommyrot:
I think I'll do a Kickstarter for adult zeitgeist diapers.
Connie Neil in Natter:
Families sometimes seem like they should be run like Survivor--everybody meets on a regular basis and votes to see who stays on the island.
Liese S. in Natter, waxing wise:
Past self is always a moron. All past selves are morons. Present self at least has the capacity to moron less.
Sometimes, content would subtract, rather than add. From Natter:
shrift: The internet eventually decided to come back so I could watch hockey. I totally am not doing work, though. Not in OT!
shrift (10 minutes later): THEY LOST THE PUCK IN THE GOALIE'S PANTS?!?!?!
DavidS: Okay, that's the greatest random sports update ever.
MatttheBruinsFan: I am now regretting my inattention to the hockey games tonight.