And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! ... You got the right same as anyone to live and try to kill people.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Trudy Booth - Apr 04, 2015 3:14:33 am PDT #1078 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

-t: Fourth glass of wine. If Elijah shows up, I hope he is down for Grey's Anatomy.


Beverly - Apr 04, 2015 8:33:03 am PDT #1079 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Ginger, in Natter:

Here is an example of why I have Too Much Stuff.

I got a newer style plunger to deal with a clog that the traditional style failed at. I started to throw out the old one, but then I thought, "Suppose I want to make a Dalek?"


Zenkitty - Apr 09, 2015 10:41:09 am PDT #1080 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Connie Neil, in Natter:

"Health Guidelines for Stoic Guys, or, What to do when Duct Tape Won't Stop the Bleeding."

Followed up by: "Why are These People Yelling at Me, or, Random Strangers Are Calling an Ambulance, How Can I get Out of Going to the Hospital?"


DavidS - Apr 09, 2015 8:23:42 pm PDT #1081 of 1328
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In Natter:

Shrift: Brontosaurus Is Officially A Dinosaur Again

-t:
Whoa. What a roller coaster!

Tommyrot:
This made me think of Fred Flintstone sliding down the neck and back of his brontosaurus at the end of his workday. Which I then discovered was the graphic for shrift's FB post.

-t :
You are clearly in tune with the zeitgeist.

tommyrot:
I am. I have zeitgeist coming out of my bottom.

-t:
There may be a treatment for that.

tommyrot:
I think I'll do a Kickstarter for adult zeitgeist diapers.


brenda m - Apr 14, 2015 10:33:59 am PDT #1082 of 1328
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Connie Neil in Natter:

Families sometimes seem like they should be run like Survivor--everybody meets on a regular basis and votes to see who stays on the island.


Zenkitty - Apr 15, 2015 6:45:21 pm PDT #1083 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Liese S. in Natter, waxing wise:

Past self is always a moron. All past selves are morons. Present self at least has the capacity to moron less.


Fred Pete - Apr 22, 2015 7:27:42 am PDT #1084 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.

Sometimes, content would subtract, rather than add. From Natter:

shrift: The internet eventually decided to come back so I could watch hockey. I totally am not doing work, though. Not in OT!

shrift (10 minutes later): THEY LOST THE PUCK IN THE GOALIE'S PANTS?!?!?!

DavidS: Okay, that's the greatest random sports update ever.

MatttheBruinsFan: I am now regretting my inattention to the hockey games tonight.


DavidS - May 04, 2015 4:06:04 pm PDT #1085 of 1328
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In Natter.

Dana: I've been in my part of fandom so long, I almost have a hard time understanding why people get worked up over canon they don't like. I mean, of course I understand it, but there's also a part of me that's like "Canon isn't the boss of us!"


Jessica - May 08, 2015 3:42:00 pm PDT #1086 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Context be damned:

erika: I wish I had a root and some freedom.


erikaj - May 08, 2015 6:59:58 pm PDT #1087 of 1328
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Given how much history is in that, I think the context would be as useful as, like, Wire spoilers. "Um, remember that guy from twenty episodes ago? He's back. Also, the Man's still gonna crush you. Have a nice day!" Sorry, newbies.