River: 1001. 1002. Simon: River... River: Shh. I'm counting between the lightning and the thunder to see if the storm is coming or going. .1005

'The Message'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Fred Pete - Apr 22, 2015 7:27:42 am PDT #1084 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.

Sometimes, content would subtract, rather than add. From Natter:

shrift: The internet eventually decided to come back so I could watch hockey. I totally am not doing work, though. Not in OT!

shrift (10 minutes later): THEY LOST THE PUCK IN THE GOALIE'S PANTS?!?!?!

DavidS: Okay, that's the greatest random sports update ever.

MatttheBruinsFan: I am now regretting my inattention to the hockey games tonight.


DavidS - May 04, 2015 4:06:04 pm PDT #1085 of 1328
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In Natter.

Dana: I've been in my part of fandom so long, I almost have a hard time understanding why people get worked up over canon they don't like. I mean, of course I understand it, but there's also a part of me that's like "Canon isn't the boss of us!"


Jessica - May 08, 2015 3:42:00 pm PDT #1086 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Context be damned:

erika: I wish I had a root and some freedom.


erikaj - May 08, 2015 6:59:58 pm PDT #1087 of 1328
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Given how much history is in that, I think the context would be as useful as, like, Wire spoilers. "Um, remember that guy from twenty episodes ago? He's back. Also, the Man's still gonna crush you. Have a nice day!" Sorry, newbies.


Beverly - May 12, 2015 1:16:01 pm PDT #1088 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Religious discussion in Natter--

Tom Scola: It looks like it's a Calvinist thing. If everything is already predetermined, once you're saved, you can't be unsaved. Never mind all of the backsliding that goes on in the fundamentalist community.

Steph L.: Oh, right! I got the Calvinist stuff backwards.

It's been a long time since I've even thought about that stuff. At least I remembered "Calvinist."

Toddson: Calvin has a lot to answer for. As does Hobbes.


aurelia - May 14, 2015 6:19:32 pm PDT #1089 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

More from Toddson:

I love the mixture of theology and antihistamines.

God bless you all (for one reason or another).


Calli - May 15, 2015 2:00:40 am PDT #1090 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

From Boxed Set (this is everything I ever wanted in cultural commentary, possible Flash spoilers):

-t: The Snerts get more fun every time i see them

billytea: I had no idea The Flash had arranged a Dr Seuss crossover.

-t: Did you not see the episode about the dire threat of the Oobleck?


EpicTangent - May 21, 2015 3:23:59 pm PDT #1091 of 1328
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Juliebird in Natter, on what her name would be if born in other decades:

I am Adilyn, not bad. The worst was Lakeysha. I'm envisioning that spelt with a dollar sign.


Jesse - May 23, 2015 3:29:28 am PDT #1092 of 1328
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In Natter:

Matt the Bruins Fan: I'm not sure what distinguishes inebriated from drunk

Aurelia: The ability to pronounce inebriated.


Calli - Jun 01, 2015 2:29:08 pm PDT #1093 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

In Natter:

Rick: Changing the names of things gives an illusion of progress with very little expenditure of effort. That makes it a popular option.