...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Kate P. - Feb 06, 2015 5:49:47 pm PST #1065 of 1328
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Jessica in Movies, re: Jupiter Ascending:

It's like Guardians of the Galaxy meets Dune but they don't have anything to say to each other so they just stand around awkwardly for two hours and then leave.


Sue - Feb 07, 2015 3:03:50 pm PST #1066 of 1328
hip deep in pie

Jessica in Natter:

It is a truth universally acknowledged that any URL containing the words "thetruthabout" must be in want of the facts.


Strix - Feb 16, 2015 6:38:55 am PST #1067 of 1328
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

In Natter:

Sophia: The big clock temperature thing said -0. I think it was confused.

Jesse: Yeah, that screams "I don't know! I give up! Can the display just read COLD AS BALLS???"


erikaj - Feb 23, 2015 2:23:26 pm PST #1068 of 1328
Always Anti-fascist!

Funny cause it's true. On the advantages of the home office: When you work from home, nobody can hear you issuing death threats. So at least I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Jilli VoiceOfReason - Feb 23, 2015 1:19:22 pm PST #20180 of 20200 Mark Block " Shrift When you work from home, nobody can hear you issuing death threats.

PREACH. Steph L. - Feb 23, 2015 1:20:33 pm PST #20181 of 20200 Mark Block There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind.

It's how I get through every day. SuziQ - Feb 23, 2015 1:23:43 p Amen.


WindSparrow - Feb 23, 2015 5:50:20 pm PST #1069 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Bitches:

Hil R.

...when I walk away from the internet and then walk back, the wrong comment is still there, in all its wrongness. I need new coping strategies.

sj My coping mechanism on Facebook is to hide the message from my feed immediately.

quester that's how I deal with spiders.

billytea But it's only a temporary fix. It'll still be there, lurking on the web.


Toddson - Feb 26, 2015 6:17:49 am PST #1070 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

And Jilli draws her line on attractiveness:

Fangs don't trump depression and wearing a wig made of dead possums, apparently.


WindSparrow - Feb 28, 2015 9:24:19 am PST #1071 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Natter.

JZ -

I'll have to work on a stern and steely gaze to accompany the statement, "Of COURSE this is business casual. Please note that it's an underbust corset."

-t -

A stern and steely gaze sounds like the perfect accessory for any work party.


SailAweigh - Feb 28, 2015 9:59:56 am PST #1072 of 1328
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I'd say for this one that we don't need no stinkin' context, except that llamas might be extinct by then for all I know. But when we are celebrating Internet Freedom Day lo these many years down the road, we should remember:

Susan W in Natter:

My two favorite comments on the llama and dress weirdness of yesterday's internet, both pulled from Twitter:

Biden: WOOO FREE INTERNET
Obama: Joe, would you cut it-
Biden: SET LOOSE THE LLAMAS
Obama: CAN YOU JUST-
Biden: RELEASE NANA'S TRICK DRESS

And also:

"...and that kids, is how February 26th became National Internet Day, and why we decorate llamas in white and gold"

To which someone immediately responded:

"Yeah, but dad... Some of the kids in my class decorate their llamas in blue and black."


Burrell - Feb 28, 2015 11:01:57 am PST #1073 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

flea: I just learned that the kicker for the Patriots has a 5 year old son named SLAYDEN.

Tom: Also, a 7 year old named KILLGORE and a 3 year old named MAIMIE.

Jessica: So basically, they're breeding a death metal band?


Anne W. - Mar 07, 2015 5:27:05 am PST #1074 of 1328
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Matt the Bruins Fan, in Natter:

Okay marketing people, "Rock Me like a Hurricane" is not a good choice of song to go with Fiber One cookies. I do not want to be living out the Colon Blow cereal commercial.