And Jilli draws her line on attractiveness:
Fangs don't trump depression and wearing a wig made of dead possums, apparently.
Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.
Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Toddson - Feb 26, 2015 6:17:49 am PST #1070 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
WindSparrow - Feb 28, 2015 9:24:19 am PST #1071 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Natter.
JZ -
I'll have to work on a stern and steely gaze to accompany the statement, "Of COURSE this is business casual. Please note that it's an underbust corset."
-t -
A stern and steely gaze sounds like the perfect accessory for any work party.
SailAweigh - Feb 28, 2015 9:59:56 am PST #1072 of 1328
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
I'd say for this one that we don't need no stinkin' context, except that llamas might be extinct by then for all I know. But when we are celebrating Internet Freedom Day lo these many years down the road, we should remember:
Susan W in Natter:
My two favorite comments on the llama and dress weirdness of yesterday's internet, both pulled from Twitter:
Biden: WOOO FREE INTERNET
Obama: Joe, would you cut it-
Biden: SET LOOSE THE LLAMAS
Obama: CAN YOU JUST-
Biden: RELEASE NANA'S TRICK DRESS
And also:
"...and that kids, is how February 26th became National Internet Day, and why we decorate llamas in white and gold"
To which someone immediately responded:
"Yeah, but dad... Some of the kids in my class decorate their llamas in blue and black."
Burrell - Feb 28, 2015 11:01:57 am PST #1073 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
flea: I just learned that the kicker for the Patriots has a 5 year old son named SLAYDEN.
Tom: Also, a 7 year old named KILLGORE and a 3 year old named MAIMIE.
Jessica: So basically, they're breeding a death metal band?
Anne W. - Mar 07, 2015 5:27:05 am PST #1074 of 1328
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Matt the Bruins Fan, in Natter:
Okay marketing people, "Rock Me like a Hurricane" is not a good choice of song to go with Fiber One cookies. I do not want to be living out the Colon Blow cereal commercial.
Trudy Booth - Mar 10, 2015 6:25:29 pm PDT #1075 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Sophia Brooks: I read on Jezebel that there is a homeless shelter in Alaska called "Glory Hole". I feel like people need to hire me as a double entendre consultant, which is m true calling. I could have saved the JCPenny customers from Scuzzy, the Vibrating Beaver, or possibly stopped the Vegetti.
WindSparrow - Mar 31, 2015 6:51:05 am PDT #1076 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Natter.
shrift
I'm not currently in danger of clawing anyone's face off.
Maria
It's sad when we measure our days by this. I'm just at the point of clawing eyes out. The rest of the face is on notice. Open your conspiracy-loving piehole one more time and I'll stuff your epidermis in it. Don't tempt me....
Strix - Mar 31, 2015 7:34:52 am PDT #1077 of 1328
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
In Natter:
Windsparrow:
I may have just bought every yard of Exploding TARDIS fabric at my local Joann's. I may also be finding it difficult to avoid saying, "It's curtains for you," out loud.
Trudy Booth - Apr 04, 2015 3:14:33 am PDT #1078 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
-t: Fourth glass of wine. If Elijah shows up, I hope he is down for Grey's Anatomy.
Beverly - Apr 04, 2015 8:33:03 am PDT #1079 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Ginger, in Natter:
Here is an example of why I have Too Much Stuff.
I got a newer style plunger to deal with a clog that the traditional style failed at. I started to throw out the old one, but then I thought, "Suppose I want to make a Dalek?"