River ,'War Stories'
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In Natter.
JZ -
I'll have to work on a stern and steely gaze to accompany the statement, "Of COURSE this is business casual. Please note that it's an underbust corset."
-t -
A stern and steely gaze sounds like the perfect accessory for any work party.
I'd say for this one that we don't need no stinkin' context, except that llamas might be extinct by then for all I know. But when we are celebrating Internet Freedom Day lo these many years down the road, we should remember:
Susan W in Natter:
My two favorite comments on the llama and dress weirdness of yesterday's internet, both pulled from Twitter:
Biden: WOOO FREE INTERNET
Obama: Joe, would you cut it-
Biden: SET LOOSE THE LLAMAS
Obama: CAN YOU JUST-
Biden: RELEASE NANA'S TRICK DRESS
And also:
"...and that kids, is how February 26th became National Internet Day, and why we decorate llamas in white and gold"
To which someone immediately responded:
"Yeah, but dad... Some of the kids in my class decorate their llamas in blue and black."
flea: I just learned that the kicker for the Patriots has a 5 year old son named SLAYDEN.
Tom: Also, a 7 year old named KILLGORE and a 3 year old named MAIMIE.
Jessica: So basically, they're breeding a death metal band?
Matt the Bruins Fan, in Natter:
Okay marketing people, "Rock Me like a Hurricane" is not a good choice of song to go with Fiber One cookies. I do not want to be living out the Colon Blow cereal commercial.
Sophia Brooks: I read on Jezebel that there is a homeless shelter in Alaska called "Glory Hole". I feel like people need to hire me as a double entendre consultant, which is m true calling. I could have saved the JCPenny customers from Scuzzy, the Vibrating Beaver, or possibly stopped the Vegetti.
In Natter.
shrift
I'm not currently in danger of clawing anyone's face off.
Maria
It's sad when we measure our days by this. I'm just at the point of clawing eyes out. The rest of the face is on notice. Open your conspiracy-loving piehole one more time and I'll stuff your epidermis in it. Don't tempt me....
In Natter:
Windsparrow:
I may have just bought every yard of Exploding TARDIS fabric at my local Joann's. I may also be finding it difficult to avoid saying, "It's curtains for you," out loud.
-t: Fourth glass of wine. If Elijah shows up, I hope he is down for Grey's Anatomy.
Ginger, in Natter:
Here is an example of why I have Too Much Stuff.
I got a newer style plunger to deal with a clog that the traditional style failed at. I started to throw out the old one, but then I thought, "Suppose I want to make a Dalek?"
Connie Neil, in Natter:
"Health Guidelines for Stoic Guys, or, What to do when Duct Tape Won't Stop the Bleeding."
Followed up by: "Why are These People Yelling at Me, or, Random Strangers Are Calling an Ambulance, How Can I get Out of Going to the Hospital?"