Dana, in Natter:
We once requested screenshots to use in online training, and the company faxed them over.
And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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aurelia - Nov 03, 2014 5:59:32 pm PST #1051 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
smonster - Dec 03, 2014 5:26:52 pm PST #1052 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Zen, in Bitches, with a sentiment I think many of us can relate to:
There's a flaw in my system, and I think it's me.
billytea - Dec 04, 2014 11:50:44 am PST #1053 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Steph in Boxed Set, spoilery for Arrow (mostly for Arrow dialogue, I think it's plot point free):
Loved Ollie's line about not being as emotionally healthy as Barry. Oh, sweetie, you aren't as emotionally healthy as Gollum.
JZ - Jan 01, 2015 10:08:17 am PST #1054 of 1328
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
In Natter -
billytea: News of the boy: tonight I passed the toilet to discover Ryan standing in front of the loo, peeing and saying over and over, "Downloading, downloading, downloading..."
I'm wondering if I should be concerned as to what he's been learning in his tech classes.
NoiseDesign: Yeah. I think that would more accurately be uploading.
billytea: I was going with live streaming, myself.
Tom Scola - Jan 12, 2015 5:45:38 am PST #1055 of 1328
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
flea, in Natter: I also recently had The Talk that every mother has to have with her growing daughter at some point. No, not THAT talk ... the Leggings Are Not Pants talk.
DavidS - Jan 13, 2015 7:01:09 am PST #1056 of 1328
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Saw this from ita in the Bureaucracy thread. I know how thwarted she felt by her health issues, but this line made me feel a tiny bit better. She knew what a beautiful thing she had made. She knew its worth and value. An amazing legacy in itself, for all the other worlds she didn't get to conquer.
- *********
ita: Oh, we are so not a CMS. Hand-stitched from the deepest layer.
erikaj - Jan 13, 2015 2:59:06 pm PST #1057 of 1328
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
MM finds comedy and truth in tragedy. every non-ita FB post on my feed has really thrown me.
Yeah, it feels like all those Buzzfeed shiticles should be like:
This Guy Did Some Re-Modeling and What He THE WORLD IS DARKER NOW, JUST FUCK THIS SHIT!
erikaj - Jan 13, 2015 3:32:31 pm PST #1058 of 1328
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
Zenkitty ately I've been feeling like I needed to realign my life's priorities. There are a lot of signs along the road that say, focus on what matters. Most people don't see them. ita did. She wasn't one of those people who left undone the things she really wanted to do while she focused on things she "should" do; when she wanted to do something, it seems she just went and did it, to the best of her ability. She didn't put the special things on a list for someday. Someday was now. She didn't leave the world wishing she'd got around to taking those krav classes, or taking up drawing, or wondering what she would've looked like in a tie or a pink gingham dress or a really short blond haircut, or trying to get up the courage to move to LA. She did it. That's what I want to bring into my life from today, from my memory of ita. There's no someday. Someday is now.
And I'm crying again. Okay.
erikaj - Jan 14, 2015 8:47:25 am PST #1059 of 1328
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
edited to cite MM
Is this where we are, now? Is this the time of our lives where we...we just talk more and more about those that have...?
Well, maybe it is, but...not...not ita. It's like Superman dying. It's not real, right? It's a gimmick, it's marketing, it's just to spark our interest again...
...she'll be back, right?
I mean, yeah, we'll have to deal with a few months of itagirl, ita's clone; and Cyborg ita; Steel ita; which one is the real ita Returned? But...
But...
...
...real life sucks ass
Kalshane - Jan 14, 2015 11:21:49 am PST #1060 of 1328
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
For many reasons
Zenkitty:I'd like to legislate "ita's Law": If a doctor doesn't prescribe a person in pain adequate pain meds, they get a solid kick in the nads and tasered while they're down, and then two doctors stand over them, one to ask them to rate their pain on this frowny-face chart, and the other to write them a scrip for one Tylenol.