Buffistas

Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.

'Trash'

Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

First Previous Next Last Recent

erikaj - Jan 14, 2015 8:47:25 am PST #1059 of 1328

I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

edited to cite MM

Is this where we are, now? Is this the time of our lives where we...we just talk more and more about those that have...?

Well, maybe it is, but...not...not ita. It's like Superman dying. It's not real, right? It's a gimmick, it's marketing, it's just to spark our interest again...

...she'll be back, right?

I mean, yeah, we'll have to deal with a few months of itagirl, ita's clone; and Cyborg ita; Steel ita; which one is the real ita Returned? But...

But...

...

...real life sucks ass

Kalshane - Jan 14, 2015 11:21:49 am PST #1060 of 1328

GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

For many reasons

Zenkitty:I'd like to legislate "ita's Law": If a doctor doesn't prescribe a person in pain adequate pain meds, they get a solid kick in the nads and tasered while they're down, and then two doctors stand over them, one to ask them to rate their pain on this frowny-face chart, and the other to write them a scrip for one Tylenol.

Cashmere - Jan 14, 2015 4:00:26 pm PST #1061 of 1328

Now tagless for your comfort.

in Natter

Zenkitty:

A well-written evocative piece in a major news/entertainment magazine would be really helpful, I think.

Allyson:

It's a shame we don't know any writers.

Calli - Jan 15, 2015 11:08:08 am PST #1062 of 1328

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

In Bitches.

Toddson:

Buffistas ... can't define them, but you know one when you see one.

Trudy Booth:

We're like art. Or porn. Or both.

Trudy Booth - Jan 29, 2015 7:29:51 pm PST #1063 of 1328

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sophia Brooks: Oh dear. I just found fluoride rinse conspiracy theorists.

amych - Feb 03, 2015 5:21:59 pm PST #1064 of 1328

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

-t in Movies

Note to self

Infinite Crisis = DC

Infinite Chrises = Marvel

Kate P. - Feb 06, 2015 5:49:47 pm PST #1065 of 1328

That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Jessica in Movies, re: Jupiter Ascending:

It's like Guardians of the Galaxy meets Dune but they don't have anything to say to each other so they just stand around awkwardly for two hours and then leave.

Sue - Feb 07, 2015 3:03:50 pm PST #1066 of 1328

hip deep in pie

Jessica in Natter:

It is a truth universally acknowledged that any URL containing the words "thetruthabout" must be in want of the facts.

Strix - Feb 16, 2015 6:38:55 am PST #1067 of 1328

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

In Natter:

Sophia: The big clock temperature thing said -0. I think it was confused.

Jesse: Yeah, that screams "I don't know! I give up! Can the display just read COLD AS BALLS???"

erikaj - Feb 23, 2015 2:23:26 pm PST #1068 of 1328

I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Funny cause it's true. On the advantages of the home office: When you work from home, nobody can hear you issuing death threats. So at least I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Jilli VoiceOfReason - Feb 23, 2015 1:19:22 pm PST #20180 of 20200 Mark Block " Shrift When you work from home, nobody can hear you issuing death threats.

PREACH. Steph L. - Feb 23, 2015 1:20:33 pm PST #20181 of 20200 Mark Block There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind.

It's how I get through every day. SuziQ - Feb 23, 2015 1:23:43 p Amen.

First Previous Next Last Recent