Look, you got a little stabbed the other day. That's bound to make anyone a mite ornery.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


erikaj - Jan 13, 2015 3:32:31 pm PST #1058 of 1328
Always Anti-fascist!

Zenkitty ately I've been feeling like I needed to realign my life's priorities. There are a lot of signs along the road that say, focus on what matters. Most people don't see them. ita did. She wasn't one of those people who left undone the things she really wanted to do while she focused on things she "should" do; when she wanted to do something, it seems she just went and did it, to the best of her ability. She didn't put the special things on a list for someday. Someday was now. She didn't leave the world wishing she'd got around to taking those krav classes, or taking up drawing, or wondering what she would've looked like in a tie or a pink gingham dress or a really short blond haircut, or trying to get up the courage to move to LA. She did it. That's what I want to bring into my life from today, from my memory of ita. There's no someday. Someday is now.

And I'm crying again. Okay.


erikaj - Jan 14, 2015 8:47:25 am PST #1059 of 1328
Always Anti-fascist!

edited to cite MM

Is this where we are, now? Is this the time of our lives where we...we just talk more and more about those that have...?

Well, maybe it is, but...not...not ita. It's like Superman dying. It's not real, right? It's a gimmick, it's marketing, it's just to spark our interest again...

...she'll be back, right?

I mean, yeah, we'll have to deal with a few months of itagirl, ita's clone; and Cyborg ita; Steel ita; which one is the real ita Returned? But...

But...

...

...real life sucks ass


Kalshane - Jan 14, 2015 11:21:49 am PST #1060 of 1328
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

For many reasons

Zenkitty:I'd like to legislate "ita's Law": If a doctor doesn't prescribe a person in pain adequate pain meds, they get a solid kick in the nads and tasered while they're down, and then two doctors stand over them, one to ask them to rate their pain on this frowny-face chart, and the other to write them a scrip for one Tylenol.


Cashmere - Jan 14, 2015 4:00:26 pm PST #1061 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.

in Natter

Zenkitty:

A well-written evocative piece in a major news/entertainment magazine would be really helpful, I think.

Allyson:

It's a shame we don't know any writers.


Calli - Jan 15, 2015 11:08:08 am PST #1062 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

In Bitches.

Toddson:

Buffistas ... can't define them, but you know one when you see one.

Trudy Booth:

We're like art. Or porn. Or both.


Trudy Booth - Jan 29, 2015 7:29:51 pm PST #1063 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sophia Brooks: Oh dear. I just found fluoride rinse conspiracy theorists.


amych - Feb 03, 2015 5:21:59 pm PST #1064 of 1328
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

-t in Movies

Note to self

Infinite Crisis = DC

Infinite Chrises = Marvel


Kate P. - Feb 06, 2015 5:49:47 pm PST #1065 of 1328
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Jessica in Movies, re: Jupiter Ascending:

It's like Guardians of the Galaxy meets Dune but they don't have anything to say to each other so they just stand around awkwardly for two hours and then leave.


Sue - Feb 07, 2015 3:03:50 pm PST #1066 of 1328
hip deep in pie

Jessica in Natter:

It is a truth universally acknowledged that any URL containing the words "thetruthabout" must be in want of the facts.


Strix - Feb 16, 2015 6:38:55 am PST #1067 of 1328
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

In Natter:

Sophia: The big clock temperature thing said -0. I think it was confused.

Jesse: Yeah, that screams "I don't know! I give up! Can the display just read COLD AS BALLS???"