This isn't actually funny, because its true. I shouldn't be laughing this hard, right? Since Shrift is not kidding?
My aunt and uncle, the ones who have dogs named after Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher, are taking concealed weapons courses. According to my mother, they're expecting anarchy.
I like the message because it proves that you have to smoke to get the guy!
In Minearverse, spoilery for nothing but snack food --
I can't reach into a Pringles can without messing up my cuticles.
Hee. In Natter:
ita: And what musical was "At Last" in?
Matt: The one in Beyonce's head where Etta James passed the torch to her on her deathbed.
ita: Beyonce will have to pry that torch out of Etta's cold dead hands.
juliana in Natter, and I think I need to stitch this on a pillow:
I mean, my motto is almost always "It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time." In Vegas, my motto is "It Seemed Like A GREAT Idea At The Time, But Hold My Beer, Because I Want To Try Something."
Austin in Supernatural:
Dude, I'm going to take some cold medicine and see if the halucination effect helps me understand.
And do you really care about the context?
Yeah, I know! I mean, sometimes it feels good, even though it is an extra responsibility, but sometimes I feel like a certain kind of parent sees me and says "There's one!" and crosses me off, next to Pet Death. Acknowledging contagion anxiety is not the same thing as it being okay to indulge it.
PixKristin: Pete's so cute when he tries to go gangsta.
juliana: Adora-shizzle, as it were.
Loki is a toddler.
You've just encapsulated centuries of Norse mythology in only four words. What are you going to do next?