I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.

Angel ,'Chosen'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Trudy Booth - Feb 19, 2009 11:44:49 am PST #5 of 1307
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

This isn't actually funny, because its true. I shouldn't be laughing this hard, right? Since Shrift is not kidding?

shrift: My aunt and uncle, the ones who have dogs named after Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher, are taking concealed weapons courses. According to my mother, they're expecting anarchy.


Glamcookie - Feb 19, 2009 12:14:11 pm PST #6 of 1307
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Jesse discussing Grease in Natter:

I like the message because it proves that you have to smoke to get the guy!


Steph L. - Feb 21, 2009 6:09:30 pm PST #7 of 1307
Without a plan, it turns out, a lot of decisions are really hard. Eliot might actually hate his shrink. Yes, Eliot is getting healthier or whatever, but at what cost? He used to be a mess of scar tissue and substance abuse, but he could get dressed in the morning without an existential crisis.

In Minearverse, spoilery for nothing but snack food --

Matt: I can't reach into a Pringles can without messing up my cuticles.


Liese S. - Feb 22, 2009 5:10:18 pm PST #8 of 1307
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee. In Natter:

ita: And what musical was "At Last" in?

Matt: The one in Beyonce's head where Etta James passed the torch to her on her deathbed.

ita: Beyonce will have to pry that torch out of Etta's cold dead hands.


Ailleann - Feb 24, 2009 9:40:16 am PST #9 of 1307
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

juliana in Natter, and I think I need to stitch this on a pillow:

I mean, my motto is almost always "It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time." In Vegas, my motto is "It Seemed Like A GREAT Idea At The Time, But Hold My Beer, Because I Want To Try Something."


Jessica - Feb 24, 2009 10:36:59 am PST #10 of 1307
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Aims in BBAB:

I have an image of ita wrapping different lines of code in teeny, tiny condoms.


Toddson - Feb 25, 2009 8:32:23 am PST #11 of 1307
Always support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

Austin in Supernatural:

Dude, I'm going to take some cold medicine and see if the halucination effect helps me understand.

And do you really care about the context?


Trudy Booth - Feb 25, 2009 9:45:41 am PST #12 of 1307
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

erikaj: Yeah, I know! I mean, sometimes it feels good, even though it is an extra responsibility, but sometimes I feel like a certain kind of parent sees me and says "There's one!" and crosses me off, next to Pet Death. Acknowledging contagion anxiety is not the same thing as it being okay to indulge it.


Toddson - Feb 26, 2009 3:27:42 am PST #13 of 1307
Always support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

PixKristin: Pete's so cute when he tries to go gangsta.

juliana: Adora-shizzle, as it were.


JenP - Feb 26, 2009 6:28:55 pm PST #14 of 1307

Kat: Loki is a toddler.

billytea: You've just encapsulated centuries of Norse mythology in only four words. What are you going to do next?