I-I'm just taking things without paying for th... In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?

Willow ,'Showtime'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Steph L. - Feb 21, 2009 6:09:30 pm PST #7 of 1304
Without a plan, it turns out, a lot of decisions are really hard. Eliot might actually hate his shrink. Yes, Eliot is getting healthier or whatever, but at what cost? He used to be a mess of scar tissue and substance abuse, but he could get dressed in the morning without an existential crisis.

In Minearverse, spoilery for nothing but snack food --

Matt: I can't reach into a Pringles can without messing up my cuticles.


Liese S. - Feb 22, 2009 5:10:18 pm PST #8 of 1304
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee. In Natter:

ita: And what musical was "At Last" in?

Matt: The one in Beyonce's head where Etta James passed the torch to her on her deathbed.

ita: Beyonce will have to pry that torch out of Etta's cold dead hands.


Ailleann - Feb 24, 2009 9:40:16 am PST #9 of 1304
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

juliana in Natter, and I think I need to stitch this on a pillow:

I mean, my motto is almost always "It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time." In Vegas, my motto is "It Seemed Like A GREAT Idea At The Time, But Hold My Beer, Because I Want To Try Something."


Jessica - Feb 24, 2009 10:36:59 am PST #10 of 1304
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Aims in BBAB:

I have an image of ita wrapping different lines of code in teeny, tiny condoms.


Toddson - Feb 25, 2009 8:32:23 am PST #11 of 1304
gallows humor has passed from an occasional indulgence to a full-time necessity in this, the stupidest and meanest timeline

Austin in Supernatural:

Dude, I'm going to take some cold medicine and see if the halucination effect helps me understand.

And do you really care about the context?


Trudy Booth - Feb 25, 2009 9:45:41 am PST #12 of 1304
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

erikaj: Yeah, I know! I mean, sometimes it feels good, even though it is an extra responsibility, but sometimes I feel like a certain kind of parent sees me and says "There's one!" and crosses me off, next to Pet Death. Acknowledging contagion anxiety is not the same thing as it being okay to indulge it.


Toddson - Feb 26, 2009 3:27:42 am PST #13 of 1304
gallows humor has passed from an occasional indulgence to a full-time necessity in this, the stupidest and meanest timeline

PixKristin: Pete's so cute when he tries to go gangsta.

juliana: Adora-shizzle, as it were.


JenP - Feb 26, 2009 6:28:55 pm PST #14 of 1304

Kat: Loki is a toddler.

billytea: You've just encapsulated centuries of Norse mythology in only four words. What are you going to do next?


Frankenbuddha - Feb 26, 2009 6:38:50 pm PST #15 of 1304
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

OMG, that last post made me almost nose water. Guess the thread is well named indeed, beverage choices aside.

ETA seriously - I'm still laughing at this (having missed it in thread) 5 minutes later. I fear I will scare my cow-orkers when I come across it in thread tomorrow.


Theodosia - Mar 03, 2009 2:54:10 am PST #16 of 1304
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

beth b

teeny tiny tender peas -- that was the pea description in my house growing up.

sarameg

Brussel sprouts were shrunken heads in my childhood.
I didn't like'em, but we ate 'em.

ita

I called mushrooms slugs for my sister's benefit.
Why do I have a cold?

Matt the Bruins fan

Karmic payback?