In happier news... I got this little puppy for $10 at Best Buy. I put two AAs in and turned it on at 4pm and it's still going strong.
Dawn: Any luck? Willow: If you define luck as the absence of success--plenty.
'Touched'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Feb 07, 2009 11:35:21 pm PST #357 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Laga - Feb 07, 2009 11:39:41 pm PST #358 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Tangential question... if I clicked through to Amazon from our Affiliate Links, searched for the above thingy, then posted that page's link here- say person A clicks through from that link & ends up purchasing something on Amazon- does b.org get a cut?
WindSparrow - Feb 08, 2009 2:19:14 am PST #359 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
does b.org get a cut?
Dunno, Laga. I have always tried to remember to go back and click on the b.org affiliate link then search for the item myself, if I'm intent on buying something that I have stumbled across in someone else's link.
Diabetes: The Foamiest of All Gestational Disorders
Too true. Billytea, best wishes and a bit of ~ma for your foamy wife.
Ginger - Feb 08, 2009 5:22:16 am PST #360 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
It's nothing serious, just eggs and china marker but yeah.
Yuck! If you don't get the egg off pretty soon, it can make the finish duller, so can forever see a shadow of egg. (This happened to a friend.)
When I was kid, someone egged my grandmother's house. I was asleep under an open window with a screen and awoke to a faceful of strained egg. I hadn't thought about that in years.
I hope everything goes well for Wallybee and Baby Tea.
Miracleman - Feb 08, 2009 5:57:56 am PST #361 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
1) X-posted with Press:
I'm totally a "published" comedy writer now.
Hah! Legitimized! Double hah!
2):
I have to say, when I read your re-telling of the inaugural address, I thought to myself, "I wish I could get MM's Re-interpretation of the News every single day. And then, I'd like him to start on a Re-telling of Historical Moments, too."
Sounds like fun. Got any news stories or historical moments in mind?
I mean, I've got the time...
Barb - Feb 08, 2009 7:05:32 am PST #362 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
MM, that was so freakin' funny! I posted a link in my blog and sent it to a few friends as well.
I'm all about the viral.
brenda m - Feb 08, 2009 7:09:19 am PST #363 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
It's nothing serious, just eggs and china marker but yeah.
Didn't you have to fire someone earlier this week? Hmmm.
Fay - Feb 08, 2009 7:15:30 am PST #364 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
MM, that's hilarious!
Write more!
omnis_audis - Feb 08, 2009 7:27:18 am PST #365 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
laga, that sucks. My first thought was the gal you caught texting.
Joe, that was awesome. I posted in my facebook. Hopefully at least some of those 200 and some odd strangers that claim they know me will read it and digg it like I did. I wonder if you could take Collin Powell's speech to the UN for invading Iraq, and find humor. Like "this is what he said, but look deep in his eyes, and you know this is what he is thinking".
ION. House guests are both in the bathroom. For well over 30 minutes. 1) someone's getting some in my apartment, and it's not me... no fair!! and 2) I gotta pee. And I'm thirsty. Hate that combination.
DavidS - Feb 08, 2009 7:38:50 am PST #366 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
MM, have you thought about a career in smartassery?
Maybe you could sell smartassery on cable TV.
Is Ron Popeil hiring?