MM, that was so freakin' funny! I posted a link in my blog and sent it to a few friends as well.
I'm all about the viral.
My heart expands / 'tis grown a bulge in't / inspired by / your beauty effulgent.
William ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Barb - Feb 08, 2009 7:05:32 am PST #362 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
brenda m - Feb 08, 2009 7:09:19 am PST #363 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
It's nothing serious, just eggs and china marker but yeah.
Didn't you have to fire someone earlier this week? Hmmm.
Fay - Feb 08, 2009 7:15:30 am PST #364 of 30000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
MM, that's hilarious!
Write more!
omnis_audis - Feb 08, 2009 7:27:18 am PST #365 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
laga, that sucks. My first thought was the gal you caught texting.
Joe, that was awesome. I posted in my facebook. Hopefully at least some of those 200 and some odd strangers that claim they know me will read it and digg it like I did. I wonder if you could take Collin Powell's speech to the UN for invading Iraq, and find humor. Like "this is what he said, but look deep in his eyes, and you know this is what he is thinking".
ION. House guests are both in the bathroom. For well over 30 minutes. 1) someone's getting some in my apartment, and it's not me... no fair!! and 2) I gotta pee. And I'm thirsty. Hate that combination.
DavidS - Feb 08, 2009 7:38:50 am PST #366 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
MM, have you thought about a career in smartassery?
Maybe you could sell smartassery on cable TV.
Is Ron Popeil hiring?
Barb - Feb 08, 2009 7:41:22 am PST #367 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
I wanna see a throwdown between MM and the scary Sham-Wow dude.
Barb - Feb 08, 2009 7:44:32 am PST #368 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Speaking of Sham-Wows, has anyone linked to this yet?
Bella's womb, crafted from felt and complete with mutant fetus.
And people thought Buffy fans were cracked.
JenP - Feb 08, 2009 8:16:57 am PST #369 of 30000
Ha! My favorite part from MM's piece (ETA: Woo! Congrats, MM), because it describes a co-worker perfectly:
It may not have been the truth, but it was her truth. In the dictionary this is known as a "lie."
Also,
Got any news stories or historical moments in mind?
I'll get on it, though am kind of inherently lazy, which is why I like my funny spoon-fed to me free on the internets or... in a book that I would pay money for! Meanwhile,
Collin Powell's speech to the UN for invading Iraq
I like o_a's suggestion.
And I am totally serious when I say I would buy that book. Which, of course, means that millions of others would, too, because... I say so.
WindSparrow - Feb 08, 2009 9:02:13 am PST #370 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
MM, that was a great article.
SailAweigh - Feb 08, 2009 10:50:25 am PST #371 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Good fun, MM! Hope you have tons of luck getting more published. You so rock the funny. Write a book, damnit! I need to fill my shelves with Buffista Books.