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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
It's nothing serious, just eggs and china marker but yeah.
Yuck! If you don't get the egg off pretty soon, it can make the finish duller, so can forever see a shadow of egg. (This happened to a friend.)
When I was kid, someone egged my grandmother's house. I was asleep under an open window with a screen and awoke to a faceful of strained egg. I hadn't thought about that in years.
I hope everything goes well for Wallybee and Baby Tea.
1) X-posted with Press:
I'm totally a "published" comedy writer now.
Hah! Legitimized! Double hah!
2):
I have to say, when I read your re-telling of the inaugural address, I thought to myself, "I wish I could get MM's Re-interpretation of the News every single day. And then, I'd like him to start on a Re-telling of Historical Moments, too."
Sounds like fun. Got any news stories or historical moments in mind?
I mean, I've got the time...
MM, that was so freakin' funny! I posted a link in my blog and sent it to a few friends as well.
I'm all about the viral.
It's nothing serious, just eggs and china marker but yeah.
Didn't you have to fire someone earlier this week? Hmmm.
MM, that's hilarious!
Write more!
laga, that sucks. My first thought was the gal you caught texting.
Joe, that was awesome. I posted in my facebook. Hopefully at least some of those 200 and some odd strangers that claim they know me will read it and digg it like I did. I wonder if you could take Collin Powell's speech to the UN for invading Iraq, and find humor. Like "this is what he said, but look deep in his eyes, and you know this is what he is thinking".
ION. House guests are both in the bathroom. For well over 30 minutes. 1) someone's getting some in my apartment, and it's not me... no fair!! and 2) I gotta pee. And I'm thirsty. Hate that combination.
MM, have you thought about a career in smartassery?
Maybe you could sell smartassery on cable TV.
Is Ron Popeil hiring?
I wanna see a throwdown between MM and the scary Sham-Wow dude.
Speaking of Sham-Wows, has anyone linked to this yet?
Bella's womb, crafted from felt and complete with mutant fetus.
And people thought Buffy fans were cracked.
Ha! My favorite part from MM's piece (ETA: Woo! Congrats, MM), because it describes a co-worker perfectly:
It may not have been the truth, but it was her truth. In the dictionary this is known as a "lie."
Also,
Got any news stories or historical moments in mind?
I'll get on it, though am kind of inherently lazy, which is why I like my funny spoon-fed to me free on the internets or... in a book that I would pay money for! Meanwhile,
Collin Powell's speech to the UN for invading Iraq
I like o_a's suggestion.
And I am totally serious when I say I would buy that book. Which, of course, means that millions of others would, too, because... I say so.