"I could write a book too if I only had the time,"

My variation on this would be, "I could write a book too if only had a speck of ability to come up with a plot. Oh, and characters, too." This is why I've done so well with Trek smut. The characters are already there, and well... no need for plot at all.

Sinuses are clearly a design flaw.

Did you know a human nose could get kicked three times by inept stage divers and not bleed even once? Twice my sinuses... um, "released" and I felt like there was blood everywhere but there was not. NOW I know why we have sinuses - they're shock absorbers!

Of course, now I have a wicked sinus headache and am taking medications I need to show ID for.

Oh, and I was wrong last night when I said that there was finally a good American-made vegan cheese. Turns out it's actually Canadian.

And also, ridiculously difficult to find. It's only sold to restaurants now, not retail, but there's a store in Maryland that buys the 5-pound bags of the shreds and repackages them into 1-pound bags which they sell. This store is in a tiny warehouse that's obviously zoned as storage and not as a retail store, and it's open only on weekends, and just for a few hours each weekend day. When I went there yesterday, I was in a friend's car, following the GPS navigation, and it literally took us around in circles twice before finally getting us there. The directions on the website for how to walk there from the metro include walking down a dirt path.

I'm certain that it would be easier to get pot than it is to get this cheese.

I'd need the pot to eat that cheese.

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

You're willing to eat fake bacon but not non-dairy cheese?

I'm certain that it would be easier to get pot than it is to get this cheese.

Apparently America has more stoners than cheese-eating vegans.

Huh, I live in the PNW where we often cunningly combine the two. With beer.

Barb, insent.

PixK is on my TV!! She just waved at me. :: waves back :: Apparently she's playing Fable II.