We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Aug 24, 2009 7:42:19 pm PDT #20643 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sinuses are clearly a design flaw.

Did you know a human nose could get kicked three times by inept stage divers and not bleed even once? Twice my sinuses... um, "released" and I felt like there was blood everywhere but there was not. NOW I know why we have sinuses - they're shock absorbers!

Of course, now I have a wicked sinus headache and am taking medications I need to show ID for.


Hil R. - Aug 24, 2009 7:50:39 pm PDT #20644 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Oh, and I was wrong last night when I said that there was finally a good American-made vegan cheese. Turns out it's actually Canadian.

And also, ridiculously difficult to find. It's only sold to restaurants now, not retail, but there's a store in Maryland that buys the 5-pound bags of the shreds and repackages them into 1-pound bags which they sell. This store is in a tiny warehouse that's obviously zoned as storage and not as a retail store, and it's open only on weekends, and just for a few hours each weekend day. When I went there yesterday, I was in a friend's car, following the GPS navigation, and it literally took us around in circles twice before finally getting us there. The directions on the website for how to walk there from the metro include walking down a dirt path.

I'm certain that it would be easier to get pot than it is to get this cheese.


Trudy Booth - Aug 24, 2009 7:53:45 pm PDT #20645 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I'd need the pot to eat that cheese.


Trudy Booth - Aug 24, 2009 7:56:19 pm PDT #20646 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sorry. Couldn't resist.


Hil R. - Aug 24, 2009 8:03:29 pm PDT #20647 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

You're willing to eat fake bacon but not non-dairy cheese?


billytea - Aug 24, 2009 8:39:25 pm PDT #20648 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'm certain that it would be easier to get pot than it is to get this cheese.

Apparently America has more stoners than cheese-eating vegans.


Cass - Aug 24, 2009 8:45:22 pm PDT #20649 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Huh, I live in the PNW where we often cunningly combine the two. With beer.


Polter-Cow - Aug 24, 2009 9:41:34 pm PDT #20650 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Barb, insent.


omnis_audis - Aug 24, 2009 10:14:12 pm PDT #20651 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

PixK is on my TV!! She just waved at me. :: waves back :: Apparently she's playing Fable II.


NoiseDesign - Aug 24, 2009 10:16:15 pm PDT #20652 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Yes, yes she is.