No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Aug 24, 2009 8:03:29 pm PDT #20647 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

You're willing to eat fake bacon but not non-dairy cheese?


billytea - Aug 24, 2009 8:39:25 pm PDT #20648 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'm certain that it would be easier to get pot than it is to get this cheese.

Apparently America has more stoners than cheese-eating vegans.


Cass - Aug 24, 2009 8:45:22 pm PDT #20649 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Huh, I live in the PNW where we often cunningly combine the two. With beer.


Polter-Cow - Aug 24, 2009 9:41:34 pm PDT #20650 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Barb, insent.


omnis_audis - Aug 24, 2009 10:14:12 pm PDT #20651 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

PixK is on my TV!! She just waved at me. :: waves back :: Apparently she's playing Fable II.


NoiseDesign - Aug 24, 2009 10:16:15 pm PDT #20652 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Yes, yes she is.


omnis_audis - Aug 24, 2009 10:19:25 pm PDT #20653 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

She's staring at me. Creeeeepy. Ha! She blinked! I won.

And with that, I should probably go to sleep. Clearly I'm a bit punchy.


Shir - Aug 24, 2009 10:20:28 pm PDT #20654 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

:: Loves Aims SOOOOOOO Much ::

I have a certain problem, today. Let me scale it for you:

Lazy-o-meter: 9 and 1/2 out of 10.
Need-to-write-papers-o-meter: 8 out of 10.
Evil-o-meter: 11 and 1/2 out of 10.

This could get ugly. Stay tuned!


omnis_audis - Aug 24, 2009 10:21:25 pm PDT #20655 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Oh sure, the entertainment arrives as I head to bed. Go Evil!!! Wheeeee!!


Shir - Aug 24, 2009 10:21:51 pm PDT #20656 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

And with that, I should probably go to sleep. Clearly I'm a bit punchy.

Nooooo! Stay with me. Let's do evil!