Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Aug 24, 2009 9:41:34 pm PDT #20650 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Barb, insent.


omnis_audis - Aug 24, 2009 10:14:12 pm PDT #20651 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

PixK is on my TV!! She just waved at me. :: waves back :: Apparently she's playing Fable II.


NoiseDesign - Aug 24, 2009 10:16:15 pm PDT #20652 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Yes, yes she is.


omnis_audis - Aug 24, 2009 10:19:25 pm PDT #20653 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

She's staring at me. Creeeeepy. Ha! She blinked! I won.

And with that, I should probably go to sleep. Clearly I'm a bit punchy.


Shir - Aug 24, 2009 10:20:28 pm PDT #20654 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

:: Loves Aims SOOOOOOO Much ::

I have a certain problem, today. Let me scale it for you:

Lazy-o-meter: 9 and 1/2 out of 10.
Need-to-write-papers-o-meter: 8 out of 10.
Evil-o-meter: 11 and 1/2 out of 10.

This could get ugly. Stay tuned!


omnis_audis - Aug 24, 2009 10:21:25 pm PDT #20655 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Oh sure, the entertainment arrives as I head to bed. Go Evil!!! Wheeeee!!


Shir - Aug 24, 2009 10:21:51 pm PDT #20656 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

And with that, I should probably go to sleep. Clearly I'm a bit punchy.

Nooooo! Stay with me. Let's do evil!


omnis_audis - Aug 24, 2009 10:32:47 pm PDT #20657 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Nooooo! Stay with me. Let's do evil!
um. Ya. Anyone else's brain go into the gutter with this one?


Shir - Aug 24, 2009 10:42:31 pm PDT #20658 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I was referring to the kind of evil that involves kittens in situations that will, eventually, if we evil enough, turn into LOL cats.

Or, maybe I should start an MST3K project. Or kidnap House and put him in a room full of evil things from ThinkGeek.

Mind you, I'm lazy and evil. Not playful and evil.


omnis_audis - Aug 24, 2009 10:55:22 pm PDT #20659 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Just remember, House = modern Sherlock Holmes!

MST3k the new GI joe movie!!! Ooo! Or or. Frak, brain froze up. ya, I should go to bed.

Have fun taking over the world. Save me a spot on your court, k? Jester or something? King would be cool, but wouldn't want to be presumptuous.

I wonder if Israel has an ASPCA. I might want to drop them a note about a plot to cause harm to cute kittens.